Jessica Alba just wants 1 night stands

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this might be the biggest news I've heard in a long time.

I just dont think I could leave in the morning like that. I'd at least try to pound one more time before she had security throw me out like Jazzy Jeff on the Fresh Prince.
 

Defy

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lol....ain't the sun one of those magazines that posts articles about elvis sightings and people seeing jesus in their cornflakes?












:paranoid: I hope not, cuz I'd keep changing my appearance to have as many "one night" stands as possible!
 

Gas One

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#19
I'll sell the address to:

1) Jessica albas parents house

2) Right across the street is a bunch of chronic plants

hell if i care, homie aint pay his rent the last month and eased out on some "my grandma died" shit

fuck yo stupid ass dead grandma gotta do with payin the rent, cracka