Jack Nicholson's NFL Equivalent: JaMarcus Russell

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Jack Nicholson's NFL Equivalent: JaMarcus Russell


This one might inspire a little debate. Logic says someone like "Brady," but bear with us here. Nicholson started his career as a go-fer for Hanna-Barbera studios; he appeared in his first movie in 1958 (The Cry Baby Killer), but by 1966, he was appearing in bit parts in The Andy Griffith Show because his career was stalled. His first big movie wasn't until 1969's Easy Rider, and his first Oscar wasn't until Cuckoo's Nest in 1975. Point being: it took our man a while to get up the ladder. Now, take a look at JaMarcus. Guy can throw the ball 70 yards on a rope. He's got the looks and swagger to lead the Raiders back to the glory days. In the meantime, the team is a complete disaster. They're signing Tommy Kelly to big money , and Al Davis wants McFadden even though he's set at RB . Lane Kiffin may be forced out! It's gonna be a slow road for JaMarcus, but when he blows up, he'll blow up big — like presenting the Best Picture Oscar 7 times in a career big! OK, no. He might present a few ESPYs, though.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3358390
 

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That's one of the most retarded comparisons I have ever seen. At no point in that incoherent rambling did any of that come close to something resembling a logical thought. I award that writer no points and may God have mercy on his soul.
 
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Stealth is 100% correct, though...what the fuck was all that about?

"Jack Nicholson had a duck named the car turned to my chair Amazing Grace in the near back to you, John. Now take a look at Jamarcus. The media is chapstick on the lawn of thought or lightbulbs explode."

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That's one of the most retarded comparisons I have ever seen. At no point in that incoherent rambling did any of that come close to something resembling a logical thought. I award that writer no points and may God have mercy on his soul.
Nailed it!

JaMarcus Russell: The Puppy Who Lost His Way
 
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That's one of the most retarded comparisons I have ever seen. At no point in that incoherent rambling did any of that come close to something resembling a logical thought. I award that writer no points and may God have mercy on his soul.
i agree, anybody in my eyes can be a sports writer after reading that bullshit...i think this deserves to be in the open forum...doesnt even really have anything to do with sports