Hey Jabberjaws...here ya go.
Your degree is like debris /
Washed up on shores
You’re a comic book character /
Like the Fantastic Four
D-Boys call me Mr. Fantastic /
The way I stretch the raw
Mutha fuck the law /
I bring the heat, mane /
Like the human torch
While you’re getting’ ya “flame on” in the castro /
Suckin’ dick for sport
Don’t even retort /
Ya-da-da-meen
I’m hard rock like the thing /
Smokin’ sticky green
Ya team is Mole men /
They belong under ground
That’s where I’m a put ‘em /
When I pull out the 4-pound
And get to layin ‘em down /
Your dudes are clowns
In the hood /
I’m a permanent fixture /
Blaze the toast and get ghost /
You’ll never see me in pictures
‘Cause I do my dirt Invisibly /
Like Mrs. Richards
Don’t like none of your scriptures /
‘Cause I think /
you’re so wack
Playa, I mean that /
Fuck your raps, mane /
I’d rather listen to feed back
Got that? /
I got the SICCNESS in back of me /
You rhyme with no Spice /
Like 187 Faculty
Your chances of winning are /
Are shorter than Mini-me
Steady sippin’ Smirnoff Ice /
While I take Hennessy, interveniously
Man, I stay fucked up /
In and out of liquor stores /
Like styrofoam cups
Bring a couple of bucks /
If you wanna see this heathen. /
Catch me @ your girls house /
Ding-a-ling swingin’
Lay you down & pocket check you /
It’s gafflin’ season
Put you to sleep like Nyquil /
When you’re sniffilin’ & sneezin’
Then get my dick sucked /
While I listen to “Reasons”
Damn, she stay chewin’ on me.. /
I think wifey’s teethin’
Wash my dick & get up /
After she gobble my semen
Please believe, baby boy /
When I’m done with the skeezin’
You’ll be lookin’ for a new home /
Like the XFL Deamons
As I’m leavin’ /
Throw on the Kings fitted/
Smash off in somethin’ rented & dented
You can’t see me, mane /
Like, I’m in a limo with the windows tinted
Roll a blunt in a minute /
Stuff it with Grimace
Then pop a pill /
Like Mike Jack, when he got aquitted
That’s right I shitted /
On you and your name/
I think your verses are weak /
and everybody say the same
Battlin’ me is deadly /
like buckshots to brain
Don’t try & fight me /
Don’t take me lightly
You’ll end up like Curt Kobain
Peace