Q: Did you hear what happened when the leper who ran into a
screen door?
A: He strained himself.
Q. What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A. Chowder
How do you fit 47 lepers in a Volkswagen?
Use a blender.
How do you get them out?
Use Doritos.
What's the difference between a leper and a tree?
A tree has limbs.
What do you do when a female leper bats her eyes at you?
Catch 'em and yell "You're OUT!"
How can you tell if you've gotten a letter from a leper?
There's a tongue stuck to the envelope.
"Mrs. Johnson, can Timmy come out to play?"
"Now, boys, you know Timmy has leprosy."
"Then can we come inside and just watch him rot?"
Why did the leper go to the gun dealer?
He wanted to buy some arms.
Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner!
Did you hear about the leper who laughed his head off?
DId you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar?
After he pulled it out, he got himself a nice piece of ass.
How do you make a skeleton?
Put a leper in a wind tunnel.
How do you make leper sausage?
Put a baggie at the other end.
Did you hear about the lepers against the bomb?
They were already disarmed.
How can you stop a leper from robbing a bank?
You dis-arm him.
Never say to a leper, "Give me some skin!"
Worse, don't ask them to give you head.
Why did the hooker leave the leper colony?
Business was dropping off.
What does a leper say to the hooker ?
Answer: keep the tip !
How many lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and the other to give him a hand.
Why have lepers got soft heads?
So their friends can dip their chips in.
Did you hear about the Leper Card game?
One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.
How do you make spagetti?
Hit a lepper over the head with a tennis racket.