J Lo fucking every damn body...she just married Marc Anthony

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Mar 8, 2003
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OS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Actress-singer Jennifer Lopez has married her current boyfriend, salsa singer Marc Anthony, barely five months after breaking her much-publicized engagement to actor Ben Affleck, Us Weekly reported Saturday.

The magazine said Lopez, 33, married Latin music star Anthony, 34, at her home in Los Angeles Saturday in front of about 40 guests. Us Weekly said it had pictures of a giant tent assembled on the estate and of guests coming and going among tables covered in white table cloths and flower centerpieces.

"It was a lovely low-key intimate affair for the closest friends and family, " Us reported a friend as saying.

"She didn't hardly tell anyone. Everyone was surprised," another unidentified friend told the magazine.

Representatives for Lopez and Anthony could not immediately be reached for comment.

The reported marriage comes less than a week after Anthony was granted a quickie divorce in the Dominican Republic from his wife of four years, Dayanara Torres, a former Miss Universe.

It would be the third marriage for Lopez, the sultry star whose previous trips down the aisle have both lasted a little over a year.

Tabloid news reports have linked Anthony and Lopez for weeks. They noted that Lopez had recently returned the giant pink diamond engagement ring she was given by Affleck during the stormy "Bennifer" affair that rose to a fever pitch last September when the couple called off their wedding at short notice, citing excessive media intrusion.

Affleck and Lopez officially broke their engagement in January and both have maintained a low profile since then. But by May, Lopez was seen wearing another diamond, reportedly given to her by Anthony.
 
Feb 19, 2003
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LMFAO...gee, how long will THIS marriage last?

Speaking of J-Lo, VH-1's been running this special called "The 50 Most Awesomely Bad Records Ever Made." It's a countdown show profiling songs that were big hits in their day, but are now considered embarrassments (i.e., "Pimp Juice" by Nelly, "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus, "Don't Worry Be Happy", by Bobby McFerrin, "Rico Suave" from Gerardo, and a bunch of others. Oh yeah--Master P's "Make Em Say Uggh" made the list, too. One commentator compared P's "Ugggh" to a cow mooing! LMFAO!)

Anyway, J-Lo's "Jenny From The Block" song made the list! I can't remember the exact position it made (in the '20s or '30s somewhere; VH-1's website might have the actual list) but the statements from the commentators discussing the song were hilarious! One guy said, "she claims she's still 'from the block.' Well, girls 'from the block' don't have a huge makeup team or team of lawyers!" Another commentator said, "I don't think J-Lo's 'homies' would even be ALLOWED past her security-gated home, no matter what she says in this song!"

I bet her pussy stinks like rotten bologna from all the suckers who've presumably hit it over the years! Poor Marc Anthony (but hey, he did it to himself, I guess)...

PEACE!