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SRD420

RAGE-REST-REPEAT
Oct 12, 2004
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#1
I've never been on a track, but I want to... singin' or rappin' don't matter.
I've never been to Amsterdam, but I want to.
I've never punched a bitch in her face, but I want to.
I've never seen Led Zeppelin live, but I want to.
I've never been dirtbiking, but I want to.
Always wanted to try out for American Idol too, but never did.
Never won the lottery, but I want to.

What the fuck ya all want to do that you never did? Hope there isn't a thread like this, if so... my apologies. I'm fuckin' bored outta my mind though.
 
Dec 25, 2003
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Ive never fucked you, but I want to
Ive never fucked your mom, but I want to
Ive never fucked Julia Roberts, but I want to

Wide faced bitch


Id be spreading her mouth even wider with both hands. Theres gotta be dead sea scrolls or state secrets or some shit in there.

Bitch can open her mouth and eat your intentions before you do something, stopping you in your tracks. She is a CIA secret weapon. She can also angle her lips a certain way and inhale, sucking in all your thoughts. It has the same effect as the men in black pen.

Fuckin mississippi river mouth bitch.
 

Chree

Medicated
Dec 7, 2005
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#3
Ive never fucked you, but I want to
Ive never fucked your mom, but I want to
Ive never fucked Julia Roberts, but I want to

Wide faced bitch


Id be spreading her mouth even wider with both hands. Theres gotta be dead sea scrolls or state secrets or some shit in there.

Bitch can open her mouth and eat your intentions before you do something, stopping you in your tracks. She is a CIA secret weapon. She can also angle her lips a certain way and inhale, sucking in all your thoughts. It has the same effect as the men in black pen.

Fuckin mississippi river mouth bitch.
LOL!!!!!!!

Damn Siccness is on a roll today
 
May 1, 2003
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#5
I never went Sky Diving...but want to. (scared as shit..I aint gone lie)
I never bowled a perfect game...but want.(Need to improve bowling and try it more than once a year...then maybe I can)
I never seen midgets wrestle...but want to
I never been out of the U.S.A ...I want to. (Tijuana/Baja doesn't count...I'm talkin...far from this bitch.)
I have never owned a home...I want to.
 
Apr 8, 2005
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#8
ive never owned a car, house, hd tv, or a playstation 3, i want to

never released an album, i want to

never been skydiving, but want too

never been drag racing, but want to
 

SRD420

RAGE-REST-REPEAT
Oct 12, 2004
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#10
Oh yeah... I've never been fishing in Canda either but I want to...
Never been to a strip club but I want to (at least once, just so I can say been there done that)
 
Feb 12, 2008
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#12
ive never fucked a midget but i want to.
ive never smoked a blunt on a plane while getting brain but i want to.
ive never been to trinidad but i want to.
ive never been to nyc on nye but i want to.
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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I've never seen Tom Brady get a career ending injury but I want to
I've never smoked weed today but I want to
I've never released an album but I want to
I've never nutted on a girls face then slapped her but I want to
I've never nutted on a girls face then kicked her out the house with nut still on her face but I want to
I've never won the lottery but I want to
I've never been out the country besides mexico but that don't really count even tho I did get an ak pointed at me by the federalis for just not knowing spanish but I want to
 
Aug 3, 2006
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#18
ive never od'ed but i want to
ive never got high enough but i want to
ive never fucked a porn star but i want to
ive never blown someones head off but i want to
ive never stabbed anyone to death but i want to
ive never fired an ak but i want
ive never owned a home but i want to
ive never had a million $ but i want to