Is this GOOD or BAD? (the reason im chugging warm zimas)

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Was this GOOD or BAD all in all?

  • GOOD (hey you got to get a decent buzz)!

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • BAD (you shouldnt hve bought Skoal in front of the girl, and you shoudlnt over-anyalize a woman base

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Undecided. -or- I really dont care so ill pick this answer.

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • You should have asked her to come drink warm Zima, pretned you want to buy her jewelry so you can hi

    Votes: 5 50.0%

  • Total voters
    10
May 12, 2002
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#1
I went to get gas. I had lost the gas card during the ride to the station. I searched the fuckin car for like 15 minutes. During the search i found 5 warm Zimas under the passenger seat. They were from last month when my boy and i got lost in the middle of Pennsylvania and decided to buy a case and drink it until we found our way back (8 hours of driving and drining we killed 19 Zimas lol). Well so now i have alchohol, and i find the card (which was driving me mad.) So then i run into a hot girl i know named Phayana. Right when i buy a can of Skoal. So there it is she prolly will always think of me having skoal in my mouth when she thinks of me. Also i had dog hair all in my tank top since i played with my dog 'fore i went out.

Now that im getting wasted on warm Zima, i think that Phayana wears so much fuckin jewelry (honestly like 5 chains, 8 rings, a huge silver cross charm, many earings) i think its good i dont get involved with girls like her. I would go broke having to buy her more gold and silver. Fuck that.

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Stealth

Join date: May '98
May 8, 2002
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#7
Damn, there was no box to click that said "I should have been chewing copenhagen longcut and drinking key ice, cuz i'm a yinzer"