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Is it true that the bible skips through Jesus's teen years?

I was pondering about this earlier and i figured i know why if they did skip his teen years. Because he was a sinner, doing sinister stuff. Until he got older and wized up and started preachin'.

Do yall get me?

Now dont dog me because i havnt read the bible yeat. Im workin on it but when i see the thickness of the book, i get tired just from lookin at it. But one day i will accomplish this goal.
 
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Jesus aka "Hey-Zeus" was actually a stone-age pimp from age 14-17. Matter of fact, he was voted Pimp of the Year for 3 consective years!

He would lay the smack down on ANY hoe that didn’t come with his cash. He actually rocked red boots and had a fly white jump suite with diamond studs.

 
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2-0-Sixx said:
Jesus aka "Hey-Zeus" was actually a stone-age pimp from age 14-17. Matter of fact, he was voted Pimp of the Year for 3 consective years!

He would lay the smack down on ANY hoe that didn’t come with his cash. He actually rocked red boots and had a fly white jump suite with diamond studs.

Well since he's eternal, was your mom part of his crew, ooooo? No wonder why you're so bitter toward's Jesus, she couldn't pay up. And don't call me, "UN-CHRISTIAN LIKE" you like to mock the Lord, I'll like to mock back. Clowning never killed anyone right?
 
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LOL, I don't feel that bad, I just feel sort of bad. But I'll get over it like in 5-10 minutes, than back to my normal out going life. Upon further review, Acts 11:26, I'm not a Christian.
 
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I see your point because there are millions of people who believe in false beings in other religions. But why would both the three major religions, Islam, Christianity, and Judaism acknowledge his existence, even though they're not in agreement of who he is. So you have 2 Billion Christians, and 1 Billion Muslims, and 13 Million jews who say Jesus existed, EVEN if they don't agree, that's almost more than half the world. Seems weird you're the only one who thinks this. I'm pretty sure other religions acknowledge Jesus too.
 
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Stockton209SS said:
I see your point because there are millions of people who believe in false beings in other religions. But why would both the three major religions, Islam, Christianity, and Judaism acknowledge his existence, even though they're not in agreement of who he is. So you have 2 Billion Christians, and 1 Billion Muslims, and 13 Million jews who say Jesus existed, EVEN if they don't agree, that's almost more than half the world.
Just because the majority of people believe in something it does NOT make it true. Like for example, when people believed the earth was flat


Seems weird you're the only one who thinks this.
Yes, I am the ONLY one in the world that has suggested this. :rolleyes: Actually, it might suprise you that there are quite a few books written by historical scholars that propose Jesus was not an actual historical figure, like 'The Jesus Puzzle' by Earl Doherty or 'The Jesus Mysteries: Was the "Original Jesus" a Pagan God?' by Timothy Freke and Peter Gandy.

Smart guy.


I'm pretty sure other religions acknowledge Jesus too.
Like who? The only reasons why Jews and Muslims believe in hey-Zeus are because they are all part of the SAME religion. Take away Judaism and you have no Christianity or Islam.
 
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kingsvillektp said:
Is it true that the bible skips through Jesus's teen years?

I was pondering about this earlier and i figured i know why if they did skip his teen years. Because he was a sinner, doing sinister stuff. Until he got older and wized up and started preachin'.

Do yall get me?

Now dont dog me because i havnt read the bible yeat. Im workin on it but when i see the thickness of the book, i get tired just from lookin at it. But one day i will accomplish this goal.

good subject that much so called Christians wont even talk about...cuase its not Biblical what exactly happened so therefor they are lost on that subject.

Let me just say this. I watched a really interesting documentary about this about 6 months ago. They (biblical researchers) were saying that Jesus infact walked through much of Asia and even stayed at a MONK seminary for years. They even went to the Seminary that Jesus supposebly stayed at during that time and the monks to this day were saying how a young man came abot 2000 years ago and lived with them and studied with them.

They even say thats where jesus picked up his "meditating" skills at. Thats why when he came back, he was big on meditating.

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