I'm drunk and finally beat Super Mario bros! now i wanna eat mushrooms..

[Unknown Poet]

Ok im drunk.. and finally beat the original Mario Bros!!
World 8 is fucking crazy..
the maze in the last castle is some crazy shit...
anyways when you beat Bowser. and save the princess..
you get rewarded with a harder quest..
just like the original Zelda...

Well I;m drunk. and i wanna eat that mushroom...
that makes Mario.. grow big!!! where the hell is it!!???

i want that fucking mushroom.. and i want it now!!!

and how the fuck am i supposed to beat this new quest?
there better be a fucking mushroom to eat at the end of this.

 

[Defy]

the princess is a whore always staying up in someone else's castle

 

[Defy]

and I used to give up on level 8's castle hella times until I got the nintendo power magazine that had the guide. I also gave up on zelda after I beat that shit and the whole scene changed like what part of the game is this?

 

[T-Rip]

lol if you did the trick in the 3rd world I think 3-1 and jumped on the same turtle hella times when going up the steps you can get like 99 lives. If you can't beat the game with that many lives you suck period.

 

[fillyacup]

the fuck you talking boot cuppa

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

this is obviously not me who made the video

watch this video of me playing mario bros and beating it. i recorded this and this is me playing




lol lern2mario

 

[fillyacup]

lol @ blueing the text

 

[infinity]

this is obviously not me who made the video

watch this video of me playing mario bros 3. i recorded this and this is me playing

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

watch this video of me playing mario bros 3. i recorded this and this is me playing

lol holy shit u made me look like a n00b
that was badass i didnt know that was possible

 

[GHP]

Super Mario 3 was pretty hard, IDK if I beat that last level or not on it

 

[Sydal]

Super Mario is RACIST! lol.

Why does he have to be an Italian who loves mushrooms? Why are the bad guys called "Goombas"?? Fuckin racist bastards. lol.

 

[1God]

Y'all are still playing Mario? It's almost 2011!
If you knew anything, you'd know that it's all about that Robocop 2!

 

[0R0]

Super Mario World + Queen + Asians

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Man if u can beat mario in 5 minutes you have no fucking life

 

[Gas One]

no comment

 

[BASEDVATO]

I'ma G on New Super Mario Wii.

Never beat the last level on Mario 3, that shit was hard as fuck, all the rest i've managed to beat

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i be playin super mario breh brehs.

 

[BASEDVATO]

Super Mario World > Super Mario Wii > Super Mario 3 > Super Mario 1 = Super Mario 2

 

[fillyacup]

super mario brehs is the shit iller

i still cant beat the boss king fuba

 

[Simpaticone1]

no comment

co-sign

Mario 2 is the hardest though .......