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drewski.kalonji

Shark Finning & Grinning
May 17, 2002
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#64
Rented out my downstairs to a friend but hes way to on this illuminati shit im just like stfu lettem controll me than idk......shit everything is illuminatti.....Im about to check Craigs list for a canon t30...Dont do it illuminati.....Im about to watch this movie...thats what they want you to do....illuminati.....tell this mofo I am gonna wipe my ass after i shit....Illuminati

Conspiricy theorists can recognize groups and plans coo but when they go to far and see everything as part of the conspiracy stfu
Been there before. I've realized those types can't take a hint either (like most body language or sarcastic clowning ain't gonna work). You gotta be straight forward and tell em to keep that shit to themselves- It usually takes like a dozen times to get the point across but eventually it works. Damn asperger syndrome mothafuckas lol.
 

Sacsick

Sicc Nortay
Feb 14, 2011
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city of kings, California
#66
que les valga madre ..... me la pelan eso's putos ... i dont know y u dudes make such a big deal out of this conspiracy shit, you can walk out the house and get smoked by a rival, never make it back home .. was that the illuminati?
yeah they say they want to reduce the worlds population
but then they say they want to increase it
theres too many conspiracys
 

NAMO

Sicc OG
Apr 11, 2009
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#71
We started AIDS with the hope that it will someday infect and then kill Drake and Justin Beeber (also Siccness member Al).

But we proteced Selena Gomez from getting it from the Beebs because well, we'd like to bang her too after he dies.
All this time I though you were the bad guys!
 

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
May 31, 2003
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#72
I'm sadly not going to make it this year. I'm going to be too busy clubbing baby seals to death in the Arctic and then I have to fly to Somolia to handout blankets infected with AIDS. Maybe next year though.
That's awesome that you are going to club baby seals, I hate baby seals. But I love baby seal tacos.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
#73
That's awesome that you are going to club baby seals, I hate baby seals. But I love baby seal tacos.
We (the Illuminati) have a monopoly on the baby seal meat industry. I'm just telling you guys this because we are friends and I trust you with all my secrets.

Also I was informed you are party of the Canadian branch, the Ehlluminati so I know you can be trusted... even if you are a Canadian.