Ill cut your fucking head off!!! and other great threats

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DFDoom

Definition Supervillain
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#61
Text...

"I hate the fuck outta u
If I ever see you again
Im punchin you in the fuckin face
"

Gotta love ex boyfriends.
 

DFDoom

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#62
From another boy some years back...

"You can change your number as many times as you want bitch...
but I know where you live.
"

I dunno what it is,
but I'm pretty sure I bring the crazy out in people.
 

DFDoom

Definition Supervillain
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#66
More often than not,
I'll get a threat from an ex saying he's going to make songs to expose game on me.

One day,
I'll have a whole album of hate songs... all about me.

I feel the love.
 

DFDoom

Definition Supervillain
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#70
Im not going to allow people to know such things as the reasonings why one would go crazy because of dating me...

I'm hoping to break the cycle with the current anyway.

If anything, I'll probably go crazy. ;)
 

DFDoom

Definition Supervillain
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#72
Oh hush.

My ex and I were fighting once, and I was telling him to come home.

He said he was unsure if he wanted to come home...
because he thought I was going to stab him in his sleep.

Apparently I dont need to threaten anyone...
They just have a healthy fear.
 

DFDoom

Definition Supervillain
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#73
Random rapper touches my butt at show.
I pull a knife and say I'll cut his hand off if said offence happens again.
He said I pulled out my knife faster than a Mexican.

I was amused.
 
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#78
"I'll see you in court motherfucker, you fucked me over" - babymomma

2 months later we was in court for child support

"Your girl will find you you cheated on her with me asshole" - psycho costa rican ex

2 weeks later that bitch showed my girl a video tape from a month before...

"I'm going to fuck your car up motherfucker, you gonna need new headlights" - crazy nicaraguan puta from SF

and the same night my headlights and break lights were broken..

"I'm going to call the cops and tell them you beat my ass you jerk" - crazy mexican ex from San Leandro

she called the cops and she got arrested, when she came at me..she left a big scratch on the right side of my neck .....the bitch lost! and I won!