if you have one of these dangling from the back of your car...

[28g w/o the bag]

i would seriously feel like less of a man just from the process of installing one of these things on my car alone... its like, i would never be able to truthfully say that i have never held a pair of shiny testicles before in my life ever again.

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[Gas One]

theres a squidbillies episode that clowns on that

 

[ayo4yayo]

THEY DO THAT SHIT TO BASICALLY SAY THERE TRUCK GOTS BALLS.

USUALLY WHITEBOYS THAT BE ALL INTO THAT 4 WHEELIN SHIT.

BUT YEA IT IS KINDA OFF

so most of yall muhfuckas do that shit since 98% of siccness is whiteboys

 

[f31roger]

I remember seeing that in a truck magazine.

"Truck Nuts"

hahahahaha.

straight gay.

 

[Dana Dane]

How come I knew what this thread was about before I even clicked on it?

 

[28g w/o the bag]

probably because of my use of the word "dangling"



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[I. Cold]

the large truck is to compensate for their small dick. and the steel balls to compensate for their flabby vags.

 

[DubbC415]

What i fuckin hate about it is that it makes people think they actually have balls.


Oh and if u have one of these on ur car, ur just a piece of shit. And i see these all over my town, its like we're in Marin fucking County, not Hazzard County.

People need to take their head out of their asses.

 

[lunitunez]

yea ive seen that shit around, always on some country truck. some hick is getting paid off selling those damn things though

how can i cash in on this, a rope tied to a body bag dragging off the trailer hitch?

another time i saw someone driving a minivan, with some legs hanging out the closed backdoor like someone got smashed

what about the bullet hole stickers people put on their door, seriously i dont want popos riding by looking at my shit wondering what that is

 

[aridan3at]

Never seen or heard about this gay shit. 'My truck got balls'???? Cant see how guys have dangaling balls on there truck, like have balls over your face.

 

[numba2stunna]

Found this on another site....

Vehicle Vagina

You've seen Truck Nuts... those despicable latex testicles hanging from under the rear bumper of your Uncle Jimothy's Chevy extended-cab.

Well now you can add a realistic giant rubber vag to your vehicle. Just use the included suction cups and glue strips to securely fasten the mega meat to your front or rear bumper.

Soon to follow: Truck Titties and Auto Asses

Might be funnier to put one around the gas hole.

I am noticing there is a lot of humor on this site surrounding custard. Maybe there should be a custard-filled model, just in case there is a fender bender. Splop! Ugh!

This BMW has potential also....

:ermm:

 

[I AM]

i've never seen that shit before....i'd never in my life but that on any car of mine....

 

[Tha Mack]

That H.P.S (Hillbillie people shit)

 

[DFresh77]

That H.P.S (Hillbillie people shit)

that's a very true statement right there..


I never understood why they put that shit on the back of their trucks..

like what exactly is the point they're trying to make?

 

[savage]

who's got

 

[savage]

what about the one's with the football? lol

 

[I AM]

who's got

lol i was gonna say the point is to say they got balls........but you beat me to it!

 

[savage]

i'm fucking fast, das why!

 

[DFresh77]

For reals Shea, those stickers are gay!

or putting bullet holes stickers on the side of a car..

how about those big ass white letters that say Raiders, SF or them Virgin Mary stickers on the back windshield......

that shit is corny as fuck...

 

[I AM]

i'm fucking fast, das why!

cause i'm at work that's why! lol....


i hate those fucking stickers across the windshields....shit is GAY....if you ain't in a CAR CLUB you don't need that shit....and even then, they don't use that gay shit...they make their own stuff....i saw a BMW with some HUGE white strip across the back windshield, NO writing....i seriously wanted to ask why the fuck dude had that gay shit on his ride but it really wasn't important enough to get close and ask....hahahaha....