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If You Enjoy Racist Jokes
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This one's long and pretty bad - I heard it at a party
Jessie Jackson and Mike Tyson went to the vatican to see the pope.
When they get there they see the pope surounded by a sea of people. The pope is blessing everybody around him starting from the forhead down to the left and then the right like the sign of the cross.
Jessie Jackson say's to Mike, I'm going to make my way through the sea of people and get blessed by the pope. Mike Tyson say's I dont give a fuck what you do I'm going to stand right here and eat these peanuts. So Jessie Jackson starts making his way through the sea of people as Mike Tyson starts eating the peanuts and throwing the shells on the ground.
Jessie Jackson finally makes his way to the pope and the pope is about to bless him when he STOPS! Then splits the sea of people like the red sea. At the end of the split is Mike Tyson eating peanuts throwing the shells on the ground. The pope looks at mike tyson then turns to jessie jackson and makes the sign of the cross and walks back into the sea of people away from Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson say's to jessie jackson "whats up why did he bless you and not me?"
Jessie Jackson said "he didnt bless me"
Mike Tyson said "what did he say then"
Jessie said "he pointed at my forhead first and said look you fuckin nigger pick those peanut shells off the ground get that other nigger and get the fuck out of here" Hand jestors in the shape of a cross.
Jessie Jackson and Mike Tyson went to the vatican to see the pope.
When they get there they see the pope surounded by a sea of people. The pope is blessing everybody around him starting from the forhead down to the left and then the right like the sign of the cross.
Jessie Jackson say's to Mike, I'm going to make my way through the sea of people and get blessed by the pope. Mike Tyson say's I dont give a fuck what you do I'm going to stand right here and eat these peanuts. So Jessie Jackson starts making his way through the sea of people as Mike Tyson starts eating the peanuts and throwing the shells on the ground.
Jessie Jackson finally makes his way to the pope and the pope is about to bless him when he STOPS! Then splits the sea of people like the red sea. At the end of the split is Mike Tyson eating peanuts throwing the shells on the ground. The pope looks at mike tyson then turns to jessie jackson and makes the sign of the cross and walks back into the sea of people away from Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson say's to jessie jackson "whats up why did he bless you and not me?"
Jessie Jackson said "he didnt bless me"
Mike Tyson said "what did he say then"
Jessie said "he pointed at my forhead first and said look you fuckin nigger pick those peanut shells off the ground get that other nigger and get the fuck out of here" Hand jestors in the shape of a cross.
wow vinn that was the worst joke ever. and why do you put an apostrophe in the plural of "say's"?? and why not in other words, like:
"So Jessie Jackson start's making his way through the sea of people as Mike Tyson start's eating the peanut's and throwing the shell's on the ground."
i'm just curious
"So Jessie Jackson start's making his way through the sea of people as Mike Tyson start's eating the peanut's and throwing the shell's on the ground."
i'm just curious
