I would love to live inside of a Whale, traveling the ocean blue. Meeting magical friends with tales of worlds unkown. Maybe a little Elf Child, who was 21 in human years, but only 9 in elf years. I could sell him to Michael Jackson and in turn park my Whale in Neverland Ranch whenever I board port stateside. All I ask is that 72 virgins be given to me upon this journey, to which I will be able to do whatever I want and then discard them along the way. A virgin is only a virgin for about 2 minutes... after that, I'm moving on to the next. In total, that would give me 2 hrs and 24 minutes of virgin fucking fun, and since I plan on living in this Whale for years, if not months, I would also ask for an X-Box 360.
Yes, that sounds about as realistic as all of the other answers. You hoes.
