If they make a team in SF/OAK, im applying for waterboy

[ayo4yayo]

 

[Infantry Elite]

i'll be in line for season tickets

 

[fillyacup]

i will be the male equivilant to a fluffer, but on these woman. with my penis

 

[killahoe666]

They all had good bodies, i'll be the medic

 

[:ab:]

I'll be the team gynecologist

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

i know quite a few LFL broads..

 

[D'struction]

ill be the groupie that fucks em all and takes the monnnnnaaayyyyyy

 

[D'struction]

these bitches are brazy

 

[savdout916]

i'll be the coach.. all bitches need male guidance. "coachin aint easy but someone gotta do it".

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i'll be the scout team quarterback, so i can take snaps from the center.

or scout team running back so all them bitches can tackle me.

 

[fillyacup]

i would try and fuck them

 

[radiostationrep]

I'll watch the backside and cut back lanes.

I'll go inside and keep pumping.

I'll play hard and for all 4 quarters....

 

[BASEDVATO]

I'll supply pre-game motivational dick

 

[radiostationrep]

I will slow it down and grind the game out.....

 

[NAMO]

I'd be the ref cause they need to be punished

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i'll let all those hoes blitz me on 3rd and long. but they'll be the one taking the sack, not me.

 

[BASEDVATO]

Ill be the one that sticks them with steroids




and I do mean sticked with that dope dick haha

 

[savage]

I'll be the reporter and hope to get sexually harassed by them in the locker room

 

[savage]

 

[MizeryMade]

I'll be the towel boy. Wouldn't mind watchin' all the tiddies and pussu entering and leaving the shower after each game.