If Hip Hop was Basketball.... what would your starting 5 be?

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Mar 29, 2006
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here is the post

and bench and coach if you want, explain to.

I know it would be hard to make, you almost need a team for your own city or state, rookie or veteran but try...

eh mine

Starting 5:

Point Guard: K-Rino
- the Leader of the SPC, Texas legend, intellectual, incredible lyricist, he doesn't give a fuck about radio, sales or changing his style for labels, near perfect catalouge of music.
='s Cares about winning, a true leader of the court, unselfish, smart decision making, he's tall to, could be benefitial and cause miss matches in the post.

Shooting Guard: Cormega
- Underground New York legend, great lyricist, his flow is hated on, raw song topics, good catalouge.
='s Great shooter, gets hated on for not passing but with the right coach, supporting cast and right setting he can do it with the best of them.

Small Forward: Beanie Sigel
- Thorough as it gets, hard as fuck, great lyricist, great emotion, not a huge catalouge but a consistent one.
='s Plays both the inside and the outside very well, very passionate, big bodyed can go hard in the paint if need be.

Power Forward: Z-Ro
- Versatlye can sing, speaks in patois for raggae flavor, rap fast, slow, very emotional and powerful, isin't a intellectual lyricist but emotion makes up for what his critics say he lacks lyrically, deep and conistent catalouge
='s A extremley well rounded player, plays both defense and offense with the best of them, has a good mid-range job shot and is consistent in play.

Center: E-40
- Creative, innovative, own slang, consistent, impeccable catalouge, hated voice, hated flow, underrated lyricist
='s Creative in style and great awareness, get's hated on for not being physical enough but that's because people aren't watching. Puts the fraudlent centers on a real post 'game'.

Bench:

Power Forward: Killer Mike
- The best new MC in the game today, stone cold lyricist, political, emotional, powerful, monster voice
='s Has the potential to be the most complete player in the entire league but injuries and contract problems have gotten in the way, though a bright future is still ahead and a future starting spot, he can play inside and outside, can pass and throw it down like Bill Walton could only dream of talking about.

Point Guard: DJ Premier
- Possibly the greatest producer of our time, a legend, pioneer of New York production and a Texas legend at the same time
='s Veteran, unselfish, crafty, consistent, experienced ball player, schools the rookies with unquestionable consistency, though is near the end of his career but still a great lift off of the bench.

Small Forward: Phonte of Little Brother
- Intelligent, political, lyricist, underground concious southern funkyness, young, refuses to accept
='s Get's overlooked and underrated by other teams because of not a lot of history known about his game but is with the best in the league in many categories, smart player, knows when to pass and when to shoot, doesn't settle to the status quo of what the league expects of it's players, is changing minds for hopes of a better league

Shooting Guard: Juelz Santana
- Comedic, witty at times, great flow, incredible beat selection, is cool with everyone, hated by critics who say he has a lack of lyrics
='s A undersized shooting guard, which causes some disadvantages at times but is great at finding the open shot and when he does he is with the best in the league, whether opposing haters will recognize it or not.

Center: Big L
- Great punchlines, short catalogue, career cut short, great overall lyricist, comedic, witty
='s A player up in the years who has been cut short of his potential but at times shows why so many people say he is the greatest of all time, even if he is undersized and cut out of the game to early.

Coaching Staff:

Coach: Scarface
- Consistent in style, hard and gangsta but still concious, great stortyteller, impeccable catalogue, most respected
='s Knows the players real well can connect with them on all levesl, doesn't bullshit around, great play maker, respected by players
Assisstant Coach: Kool G. Rap
- Great flow, consistent, storyteller, impeccable catalogue
='s complements Uncle Face is play making and presentation, if Face's point isin't getting across the right was G Rap sees that it does.
Assisstant Coach: Ice Cube
- Legend, powerful, gangsta but concious, consistent when focused
='s A great speaker in clutch moments, sees the game from a real level but makes sure his players are on task.
Assisstant Coach: Nas
- Great lyricist, good catalogue, though some troubles
='s Good to bond with and discuss the game with, gives the players a different point of view, more intellectual but still on task with Uncle Face's policies
Assisstant Coach: Chuck D
- Revolutionary, political, intellectual, wise
='s New ideas to the team, a great guide for the younger players, a great mentor
General Manager: Bun B
- Respected from all over, solid lyricist, great storyteller, unbiased and trill
='s Knows the rules of the game and how to build a ball team to the best that they can be
 

Bam

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Aug 17, 2006
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point=tupac
2 guard=mac dre
small forward=mistah fab
power forward=luda
center=e-40

im a bay nigga so u kno how i had to do it
 
Feb 1, 2006
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Hmmm... tough to stay under the salary cap, (I mean, you could just go ahead with jay, nas, 50, eminem,...but nah!) but I think this line-up would be versatile to stay original, overwhelm haters with their weeded and dranked out humor, and still bring enough foundational pimp game substance to deal with almost any squad from across the country...

Wow, didn't notice it was an all rap-a-lot backcourt and small forward --

PG: Yukmouth
SG: Pimp-C
SF: Devin
PF: Too Short
C: E-40

Bench:
B-Legit
Paul Wall
Dru Down
Murs
Bosko
Cool Nutz

Coach : Shock G
 
May 2, 2002
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center: Z-Ro
power forward: X-Raided
shooting forward: Krayzie Bone
shooting guard: Yukmouth
point guard: Lil Wayne

bench

center: Belo
power forward: Twista
shooting forward: Devin
shooting guard: Messy Marv
point guard: Del
 
Oct 14, 2002
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Starting Five

Tupac (Point Guard)
Ras Kass (Shooting Guard)
Rakim (Power Foward)
Planet Asia (Small Foward)
Ghostface (Center)

Bench
Devin The Dude
Del
Mac Dre
Mistah F.A.B.
Scarface
Diego Redd
Murs
Redman
Method man
Defari
Camron

Coach Staff
Dr.Dre, Ant Banks, RZA, Dj Premire, DJ Quik, 9th Wonder And Pete Rock
 
Nov 28, 2002
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point gaurd: Serius Jones (New Jersey)
shooting gaurd: Cam'ron (Harlem)
small fwd: Joe Buddens (New Jersey)
power fwd: San Quinn (San Francisco)
center: Game (Compton)
 
Feb 5, 2005
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POINT GUARD : X-RAIDED
SHOOTING GUARD : K-RINO
POWER FORWARD : IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE
SMALL FORWARD : ROCK ( HELTAH SKELTAH )
CENTER : Z-RO


BENCH :

POINT GUARD : 2PAC
SHOOTING GUARD : CASSIDY
POWER FORWARD : BIG L
SMALL FORWARD : YUKMOUTH
CENTER : GAME


COACH : RAKIM

ASSISTANT COACHz : NAS, KOOL G RAP, SCARFACE, BIG DADDY KANE


GENERAL MANAGER : RUSSELL SIMMONz....




- GEEzUz