If E-40 came out with a Christmas album, what would the track list be?

[5ive1en]

"When Christmas come around ask Santa Claus
Santa do you know E-40?
Bet you that nigga say "That's my homey!"
- E-40

 

[91xor6ist]

track 01 - Snow Slanger

 

[dalycity650]

2. Fried chickenisha christmas

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Riding thru the hoooooood
In a big box chevroleeeeet

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Slappin all these bitches cuz
U know they gots to paaaaay -UUUAH-

Taco bell taco bell
Tacos all the way
But fuck a taco bell
Go to the t-r-u-c-k

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Thats jingle bells, for u dumb ass niggaz

 

[Gas One]

ho ho ho, prenup bitches! (intro)
1) cookies and gorilla milk Ft. Al kapone
2) drunken master ft. Juicy J
3) christmas tree ft. wiz khalifa
4) mistletoe above my little ho ft. dru down
5) snow ft joe blow
6) the grinch that stole xmas ft keak the sneak
skit: fruity pepples rap (really about festive color-dyed crack rocks)
7) coal in your stocking stuffer ft. mac minister from jail
8) throw xmas parties not fists ft kool john
9) festive bi polar meds ft crazy locs
10) all i want for xmas is a fat pum-pum f. pinky/

 

[fuckery]

forty water presents the figadeel good event of the yeeeeeer

1) santa's given cabage and cake
2) pennelopies got ruddolph hemmed up
3) dwarfs pervin / cutlass swervin
4) zeez w/ mrs clause
5) all i want for xmas (chedda)
6) norfpole function

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

6) the grinch that stole xmas ft keak the sneak

Lol

 

[BASEDVATO]

1) All I want for xmas is carlo rossi
2) I saw mama getting hyphy w/ santa claus
3) Citas go! Feliz Navidad
4) Christmas in Vallejo (Hollis)

 

[Rossibreath]

3 hos and a bag of snow

 

[S.SAVAGE]

1. Mobbin down the chimney (Intro)

2. Sleigh full of snowbunnys feat. Suga Free

3. Candycane paint drippin feat. Lil John, Juicy J & Bun B

4. One Glove

5. Smokin on christmas trees feat. Too $hort

6. Cookin birds feat. The Game

7. Christmas Crevasse

8. Rossibreath feat. The Creeps

9. She got cakes

10. Dashing thru the bay feat. Keak The Sneak

11. Snowflakes & fakes (outro by Tupac's holographic ghost)

 

[fillyacup]

adding to that ^^


12. The birth of Jesus Christ and his dreads
13. Three Wiggity-Wise Men ft. Andre Nickatina and insert someone off the fuckin wall here ________
14. A Charlie Hustle Christmas (sample some charlie brown chit ya dig)

 

[J-FUNKTION]

shit still makes me laugh

 

[5ive1en]

15. It's So Cold In The V (How the Fuck We S'possed to Fiest?)
16. Hillside to The North Pole (Ft. Mac Mall)
17. Birds In The Kitchen 2 (Ft. C-Bo)
18. Crevice Lookin' Like a Deerfoot (Ft. Levitti)
19. Hyhenas and Reindeer

 

[Kon1]

I just used old tracks and added xmas shit to em lol, kinda lazy but fuck it I think most of em came out pretty funny.

"Shout Out the Ho Ho's" (feat. B-Legit)
"Eggnog & Carlos Rossi"
"Sideways In My Candy Painted Sleigh" (feat. B-Legit & Mac Shawn)
"Outta Bounds (South Pole Fonk Season)"
"Bootsee When It Ain't No Cookies"
"Santa Haters"
"Smebbin Down The Chimney"
"Lieutenant Roast A Grinch" (feat. Sylk-E. Fyne)
"Jump My Candy Cane" (feat. Bosko)
"Clause, That's Yo' Life" (featuring Otis & Shug & Too Short)
"Big Ballin' with My Elves"
"North Pole Celebrity" (featuring Suga-T)
"I Hope U Get This Gift"
"Northern Polefoolya" (feat. San Quinn, Messy Marv, B-Legit, EA-Ski, Keak Da Sneak & James "Stomp Down" Bailey)
"Tell Me When to Go, cuz Mrs. Clause is a HOE" (feat. Keak Da Sneak)
"Black Boots & Red Suits" (featuring Bobby V)
"My Lil' Grimey Elvebloods" (featuring Stressmatic)
"Cutlass Sleigh Drippin Candy" (featuring B-Legit & Richie Rich)
"It's Christmas time Breh" (featuring Turf Talk & Mistah F.A.B.)
"I Know I Can Make It, If I whoop These Reindeer" (featuring Suga-T & Agerman)
"Get Ya Weight Up, Santas Good" (featuring Katt Williams)
"Tree in the Sleigh" (featuring Cousin Fik & Choose Up Cheese)
"Present's Be Plush"
"North Pole Project Building" (featuring Gucci Mane & Young Scooter)
"Pablo Clause" (featuring Gucci Mane & Trinidad James)