I WANT MY CAT AND MY WIFE TO DIE

[Nostril King]

My cat won't stop pissing in the corner...and the carpet is really getting fucked up..I'm ready to just put the cat to sleep, but how do I get rid of the cat piss stank?

My friend had something he would literally INJECT into the carpet like smack into a vein, but I can't ask him what it was because he's a bitch and I ain't fuck with him anymore.

Any place on the net I can order this ready made shit?

ANYONE WHO CAN HELP ME OUT WITH A VIABLE SOLUTION WILL GET TO MAKE A *SNUFF FILM* WITH MY WIFE...YOU WILL GET TO SLICE HER THROAT AND HAVE PRE-MARITAL ADULTEROUS SEX WITH HER AND THEN KILL HER!!! I WILL NOT RENEGE ON THIS DEAL - I WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE.

Thanks for your help in advance!

 

[Spitz Unlimited]

you're a lunatic!

thanks!

 

[WT SAVAGE]

ur a sick fuck, but its kinda funny

 

[Nostril King]

Can we just keep it on topic and help me out with the carpet please?

 

[GANGSTAEIGHT]

i won't slice your wifes throat for you
but i'll fuck the shit out of her until she gets a fatal asthma attack if she really looks as good as you say she does... let me know where you are.... so when I visit Philly, me and my boy can get in her ass.... he's in the navy and I don't think he's gotten any ass in a good minute, so he can probably tear the shit out of her ass even more out of desperation to further increase the chances of an asthma attack

we'll listen to "whoomp! there it is" hella loud while we're tag teamin on her

and if you want, i'll murder your cat for you. i'll slice the son of a bitches neck from ear to ear

oh coy! pleaze celieve

 

[MR. TYPCEE]

i won't slice your wifes throat for you
but i'll fuck the shit out of her until she gets a fatal asthma attack if she really looks as good as you say she does... let me know where you are.... so when I visit Philly, me and my boy can get in her ass.... he's in the navy and I don't think he's gotten any ass in a good minute, so he can probably tear the shit out of her ass even more out of desperation to further increase the chances of an asthma attack

we'll listen to "whoomp! there it is" hella loud while we're tag teamin on her

and if you want, i'll murder your cat for you. i'll slice the son of a bitches neck from ear to ear

oh coy! pleaze celieve

ARIGHT ARIGHT...THIZ POZT IZ GITTIN FUCKIN WIERD...THIZ FUCKIN SN GOTTA BE SMURF OR KAH...HAHAHA...CRAZY MUFUCKAZ...$IDEWAYZ

 

[GANGSTAEIGHT]

oh koy!

 

[big jefe]

lmfao@this post

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

we'll listen to "whoomp! there it is" hella loud while we're tag teamin on her

oh coy! pleaze celieve

HAHAHA.

your a fool G.

Get a litter box fool. As for your wife. What wife?

:devious:

 

[Nostril King]

i won't slice your wifes throat for you
but i'll fuck the shit out of her until she gets a fatal asthma attack if she really looks as good as you say she does... let me know where you are.... so when I visit Philly, me and my boy can get in her ass.... he's in the navy and I don't think he's gotten any ass in a good minute, so he can probably tear the shit out of her ass even more out of desperation to further increase the chances of an asthma attack

we'll listen to "whoomp! there it is" hella loud while we're tag teamin on her

and if you want, i'll murder your cat for you. i'll slice the son of a bitches neck from ear to ear

oh coy! pleaze celieve

I didn't see anything about de-odorizing the carpet! You won't win that way!

 

[Nostril King]

HAHAHA.

your a fool G.

Get a litter box fool. As for your wife. What wife?

:devious:

I have a litter box but the cat ignores it sometimes because it's stupid...

 

[Wise Mind]

the best thing to do with the cat is...







Pamper him


good luck

 

[Juan Million]

Give your cat to the SPCA, someone will adopt it and it can piss on their rug.

As for your wife...get her some rabes shots and the SPCA might take her too.

 

[Blight]

3 CHOICES:

1 Buy new carpet.

2 Go to your local pet shop get a product called "Natures Mirical" It works wonders, Also works great for vomit.

3 Get it steam cleaned. Might as well do the whole room.

So far i may win the grand prize?

 

[Juan Million]

3 CHOICES:

1 Buy new carpet.

2 Go to your local pet shop get a product called "Natures Mirical" It works wonders, Also works great for vomit.

3 Get it steam cleaned. Might as well do the whole room.

So far i may win the grand prize?

I like mine better.

 

[Heitic]

pee on the cat, point blank

 

[savage]

^lol

 

[0R0]

Damn, ya'll think the offer is still good even if the cat probably died of old age by now?

 

[Mac Jesus]

I already cashed in on this for some recipes though that was handled through PM.

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=11547

 

[28g w/o the bag]

i won't slice your wifes throat for you
but i'll fuck the shit out of her until she gets a fatal asthma attack if she really looks as good as you say she does... let me know where you are.... so when I visit Philly, me and my boy can get in her ass.... he's in the navy and I don't think he's gotten any ass in a good minute, so he can probably tear the shit out of her ass even more out of desperation to further increase the chances of an asthma attack

we'll listen to "whoomp! there it is" hella loud while we're tag teamin on her

and if you want, i'll murder your cat for you. i'll slice the son of a bitches neck from ear to ear

oh coy! pleaze celieve

^^^ i don't remember posting this

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