((Verse 1))
Yo man, I wish I could be like Chris Tucker, but if I was him, I'd take that Chinese bitch and fuck her/
Then I would try to make money talk, but i ended up teachin retards to walk/
Now im gettin stalked in a mental hopsital, so I started hittin bitches that were hostile/
So then I joined the church choir gospel, but that good girl melted mah dick like a summertime popsicle/
I wanted to be like Trick Daddy, but then I was broke, so I sold my dental/
I always wanted to join the Shalion Temple, so I cut my hair and carried a sword/
I faced the lord, now I got assault with a deadly weapon/
Up in jail shakin fools like Ashanti two steppin/
So now im not foolish, but am I happy/
I know im down for po folks, but my roots sure aint that nappy/
Yo I wanted to be part of Junior Mafia, but Lil Kim blew it/
Im white, thats right, any slim comparisons, yeah I knew it/
((Verse 2))
Yo i wanna roll like Russel Simmons, so I bought his clothes,no doubt they looked phat/
Now im workin out wiht Richard Simmons,with the real meaning of fat/
Yo dog, I wanna be like Snoop, so I fucked every bitch I saw doggy style/
Meanwhile, I had ten babymammas, now im goin to trial for child support/
I then sat down, smiled in the court, and said I just tried to be Snoop/
So i grabbed a 38 special and started to shoot, Americas most wanter other/
I wanted to be like undercover brother, so I pointed myself black and pistol whipped cats with Danny Glover/
I wanted to be on power 105, so I kidnapped Ed Lover in a black rubber suit and drove off in a hummer/
I wanted to be like Nas, ditchin the summer jam,but damn, dissin people on stage is much dumber/
((Verse 3))
Yo dog, you sound alot like Slim Shady,yo dog, that blonde hair looks crazy/
What, fuck that,I aint that wack, and tell that bitch to give me my unloaded gun back/
Em keeps that dream intact,so he knows im playin/
But does anyone really know what the fuck Sean Paul be sayin/
I know I dont, thats why I dont rap too fast/
I know I wont, thats why I dont rap like Everlast/
I was feelin Luda,so I tried disturbin the peace/
100 on the highway, dui, now im deaceased/
It was easy to fuck the police, now officer dime piece has my daughter/
This bitch sung ima slave for you, so I bought her/
Whipped on a mask, watched Jason, then I began to slaughter people/
Rolled in fetal position, what the fuck, my 1 mics missin/
Oh damn,IM gonna kill Nas,but im trapped as an actor on OZ/
I wanted to sign to death row, now im sittin in the chair dyin/
I wanted to be R Kelly, believe I was flyin, so i jumped in the sky arms spread/
I needed 50 cent,but i forgot my vest, now im shot dead/
Yo dog, I wanna be like Braveheart, oh shit dog that aint smart,Mel just lost his head/
(((ONE)))
Yo man, I wish I could be like Chris Tucker, but if I was him, I'd take that Chinese bitch and fuck her/
Then I would try to make money talk, but i ended up teachin retards to walk/
Now im gettin stalked in a mental hopsital, so I started hittin bitches that were hostile/
So then I joined the church choir gospel, but that good girl melted mah dick like a summertime popsicle/
I wanted to be like Trick Daddy, but then I was broke, so I sold my dental/
I always wanted to join the Shalion Temple, so I cut my hair and carried a sword/
I faced the lord, now I got assault with a deadly weapon/
Up in jail shakin fools like Ashanti two steppin/
So now im not foolish, but am I happy/
I know im down for po folks, but my roots sure aint that nappy/
Yo I wanted to be part of Junior Mafia, but Lil Kim blew it/
Im white, thats right, any slim comparisons, yeah I knew it/
((Verse 2))
Yo i wanna roll like Russel Simmons, so I bought his clothes,no doubt they looked phat/
Now im workin out wiht Richard Simmons,with the real meaning of fat/
Yo dog, I wanna be like Snoop, so I fucked every bitch I saw doggy style/
Meanwhile, I had ten babymammas, now im goin to trial for child support/
I then sat down, smiled in the court, and said I just tried to be Snoop/
So i grabbed a 38 special and started to shoot, Americas most wanter other/
I wanted to be like undercover brother, so I pointed myself black and pistol whipped cats with Danny Glover/
I wanted to be on power 105, so I kidnapped Ed Lover in a black rubber suit and drove off in a hummer/
I wanted to be like Nas, ditchin the summer jam,but damn, dissin people on stage is much dumber/
((Verse 3))
Yo dog, you sound alot like Slim Shady,yo dog, that blonde hair looks crazy/
What, fuck that,I aint that wack, and tell that bitch to give me my unloaded gun back/
Em keeps that dream intact,so he knows im playin/
But does anyone really know what the fuck Sean Paul be sayin/
I know I dont, thats why I dont rap too fast/
I know I wont, thats why I dont rap like Everlast/
I was feelin Luda,so I tried disturbin the peace/
100 on the highway, dui, now im deaceased/
It was easy to fuck the police, now officer dime piece has my daughter/
This bitch sung ima slave for you, so I bought her/
Whipped on a mask, watched Jason, then I began to slaughter people/
Rolled in fetal position, what the fuck, my 1 mics missin/
Oh damn,IM gonna kill Nas,but im trapped as an actor on OZ/
I wanted to sign to death row, now im sittin in the chair dyin/
I wanted to be R Kelly, believe I was flyin, so i jumped in the sky arms spread/
I needed 50 cent,but i forgot my vest, now im shot dead/
Yo dog, I wanna be like Braveheart, oh shit dog that aint smart,Mel just lost his head/
(((ONE)))