i think this bitch just died on me.....fuck..!

[Dirt E. Needlez]

this bitch got up and said she was going to the bathroom, this the first time we kicked it..i dont know what to do

she hasnt come out for 15 minutes and the door is locked...she aint answering and i cant get in there...?

plus my mom is coming home in an hour and i broke her lamp too... i dont know what to do.

and i hella got to take a shit right now

fuck

 

[drewski.kalonji]

my guess is either she slid out the window cause she jacked some of your shit or she shot up too much dope with a dirty needle and passed out face first in your toilet.
rip to your mom's lamp though lol

 

[Gas One]

go use your moms bathroom


you only gota worry if you see maggots coming from the bathroom door in a week


otherwise smooth sailing

 

[niguardian]

lmao

 

[fillyacup]

kick the door in with a kurt kobain lookalike, john travolta with 2 sluts and a needle filled with adrenaline

 

[Timm]

damn that sucks man, I hope it all goes well...

 

[RED HEAD STEVE]

CALL TUBESOCK FROM THE SKITTLES COMMERCIAL AND GET HIM TO BREAK THE DOOR DOWN AND MAKE SURE HER AREOLAS ARE STILL OK BREH

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

"The day I bring an OD'ing bitch you your house Ill giver the shot, now give her the fuckin shot."

 

[Mcthuggin99]

tell yo moms you locked her in there because she had broke into the house and broke the lamp.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

we only got one bathroom, and its in my moms room. shes still not answering.
if she went out the window that bitch dropped about 50 feet to get away.

i think im just gonna have to use the small trashcan to shit in, im ok with that...

but how the fuck am im gonna get in there...i dont think i could bore her to the point of suicide?.... in my own bathroom?

 

[D-Rose]

Dead while taking a shit just like Elvis areolas, breh.

 

[0R0]

She's got a stomach full of

and a nose full of

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

if you got one of those door knobs with a small hole in the front, use a coat hanger. Unbend the hook until its straight and slide it in there, just like sex, move it around until you find the tiny little button and push it in. That will unlock the door...

if she's seriously dead in there it aint funny

 

[Gas One]

you should get the computers puting

that will solve everything

if you ever gave a fuck about a bitch youd always be broke + no indo to smoke
the choice is clear

ignore it and it will go away

 

[fillyacup]

what was that story about the guy who accidently took a shit in his pants then ended up having to take a shower and the girl started to bang on the door?

 

[RED HEAD STEVE]

MAYBE SHE IS HAVING A REALLY BAD HEADACHE LIKE ROCKY DENNIS

 

[0R0]

what was that story about the guy who accidently took a shit in his pants then ended up having to take a shower and the girl started to bang on the door?

It was in the post funny pics thread, I think.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

its fucked up you should say that cause she kinda look like elvis in a way, like a female version though,but shes cute though, i mean...i like her
could i get in trouble for this man? i mean if she died ,she just died...right?
how am i gonna explain a broken door and a broken lamp....
i cant find shit on wikipedia on any of this

damn...

hey

did anyone hear about a dude getting stabbed in san quentin?

 

[Mcthuggin99]

what was that story about the guy who accidently took a shit in his pants then ended up having to take a shower and the girl started to bang on the door?

dude took a shit in the shower or something like that

 

[fillyacup]

post areolas, breh

but first kick in the door and/or call your mom. dont want to be in the pinta breh