I Think I'm About to Give Birth to Something

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Dec 17, 2004
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im sitting here reading shit and all of a sudden my stomach just starts thumping like crazy. im looking at it now and it wont stop beating (like on the side of my belly button), and it feels really awkward. it seems like theres some little gremlin or something trying to kick his way out. whats happening to me? are these the first symptoms of aids?
 
Dec 17, 2004
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well i dropped a grumpy and sorry guys no alien. i was really hoping for one too. thats the typa shit i need in my life to get straightened out. i know i woulda raised it to be a stud like me. however, my stomach keeps moving but just not so rapidly, so theres still hope. i hope aliens dont cry and thats gonna be nasty wiping all the shit off of him when i drop him out. i ate carls jr last night

The Visualizer said:
When I was younger and constipated my mom told me to beat down on my knees when i was sitting on the toliet... haha
thats funny. my grandma would say that