I THINK I HAD A PERIOD!!!

[Fridge]

I woke up this morning and there was blood on my boxers, from where my peter would have been hanging all night while I was sleeping. It wasn't like a few drops, but it also wasn't a puddle. It was about the size of a cell phone or something, stained on my boxers. I feel regular right now. Maybe it was just a little enternal bleeding or something. I did get drunk last night... maybe that had something to do with it.

I dunno. Just thought I'd share some sicc shit with you. Maybe one of you guys can write a song about it.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

maybe u had sex with a wood chipper?

 

[CCCUser925]

lol@him having an STD from all the gay sex he gets and doesnt know about it...

 

[Fridge]

lol@him having an STD from all the gay sex he gets and doesnt know about it...

Damn, I could have an STD from all of the gay sex I don't know about?

 

[DASICCLV702]

i had my period too but u dont here me braggin bout it

 

[MadFace]

How violently did you jerk your pete off in a drunken craze?

 

[bigbreaded]

i had my period too but u dont here me braggin bout it

BUT HE'S A GUY.

 

[KALYN]

BUT HE'S A GUY.

HAAAAAAAAAAA!! .. LMAO.. ! .. for real..

 

[DASICCLV702]

I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

 

[DubbC415]

on the serious though, if this really happened, u might wanna have it checked out...maybe u accidentally got hit in the kidneys or something...

 

[SilvaDoLLaDyme]

LOL....fuckin' fridge..

 

[BAYTION WIDE]

haha if your serious u need to get that checked out by the doctor, but maybe u was thraxin a beezie that was on her period? or some sick shit happened.

 

[yee]

if i was you i'd be on my way to planned parenthood n get checked for std's haha

 

[Woody]

I dunno. Just thought I'd share some sicc shit with you. Maybe one of you guys can write a song about it.

lol @ write a song about it....ha!

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

I dunno. Just thought I'd share some sicc shit with you. Maybe one of you guys can write a song about it.

HAHAHA, fuck that's funny.

 

[DASICCLV702]

i knew this dude named fridge
he got fucked up one night and found out he pissed his bed
he dont know whats goin on hes freakin out
maybe some bitch when down on em nibbled his dick till he bled
now u think u got syphlis

someone finish

 

[Fridge]

Yeah, finish that line with me bangin' a girl while she's passed out, like in that movie 'Kids' and it turns out she has AIDS and now it don't matter if my dicks bleeding, because it's rotting out from the hiv.

 

[usernamex]

If you got a kool-aid mustache then you were with a girl... otherwise go to the hospital.

 

[thatguy]

lol @ this bullshit, fuckin fridge is always sayin this shit