After the buzz he has going around the internet with his rap video, Bob Saget was performing at the Ontario Improv and I decided to check out his routine and see if it is as dirty as everyone says it is. Sure enough, it was. He said "Fuck" almost every other word. He made jokes about the "Full House" cast, about how John Stamos is gay and how Bob and John had sex (he was kidding), he talked about how he fucked Kimmy Gibbler (he was kidding), and he also said if you ever see Dave Coulier perform stand-up to yell out "Dave shaves his balls" because then Dave will say "Fuckin' Bob Saget". It was definitely entertaining and funny and well worth it.
His best joke that had the whole audience go "Oooooohhhhhhhh" in shock and laughter went like this:
"So I was at a bar and met this young girl. She says to me, "Oh Bob, I love you and grew up watching you." Then I said, "Yeah bitch, and now you're gonna go down watching me."
His best joke that had the whole audience go "Oooooohhhhhhhh" in shock and laughter went like this:
"So I was at a bar and met this young girl. She says to me, "Oh Bob, I love you and grew up watching you." Then I said, "Yeah bitch, and now you're gonna go down watching me."