I sat on the toilet earlier

[MrDiamondFDC]

I ate a quarter of shrooms and a gram of DXM last year and passed out on the can for like 3 hours. I tried to stand up when I came to and fell straight down and busted my head on the side of the tub. I was gourded so I didn't feel shit and thought I was hallucinating the blood until a couple hours later when I noticed it everywhere.

 

[D-Rose]

Lethal
Dose
of
Shit

 

[NorthgateSacra]

McDonalds breakfast will take care of any constipation problems you might have. Will give your thrown the freckles

 

[P.E.]

bIGG mUDD!

 

[mrtonguetwista]

http://www.ipoonow.com/

 

[MysticOracle]

thats special....did you name it?

 

[rmillerpacers31]

I feel like I could take a shit right now... I'll be back.

 

[Rossibreath]

I ate 1 pizza roll wit sum hot sauce i got 4 free from marlboro and i been urinating out my butt for 2 days

 

[rmillerpacers31]

^I was about to google "ass urine" to post up a pic on here quoting what you said then I had second thoughts and passed when I thought of my eyes being ruined after seeing the images.

 

[L.D.S.]

thats special....did you name it?

Hector, since it was caused by Mexican food.

 

[L.D.S.]

http://www.ipoonow.com/

I'm honestly afraid to click the link.

 

[MysticOracle]

I'm honestly afraid to click the link.

its an iphone app lol

 

[L.D.S.]

Fuck u

You are grumpy, much like the shit I just took/had.