I Love Beer
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Shit me my bro and a few of my boys (like 4 years ago) would walk up in walmart grab a few cases (like 5) and some bottles (like 5) and just walk out ... it worked about 10 times till they finally poped us one day. we would have gotten away too with all the shit but my dumb ass bro ran up in to a fuckin home depot and shit trying to get away. if your gonna steal make sure you have an escape plan before you do it lol. I dont do that shop stealing from stores shit anymore tho.
Its funny though you just walk in and grab that shit like your a paying customer and then walk out like you allready bought it. we got all kinds of shit like grey goose, belvidere, jack all the 1.75s plus the beer. dumb people at wallmart.
Its funny though you just walk in and grab that shit like your a paying customer and then walk out like you allready bought it. we got all kinds of shit like grey goose, belvidere, jack all the 1.75s plus the beer. dumb people at wallmart.
funny story... we used to go grab some bottles and 30 packs all the fuckin time back in the day...worked like a charm. had the getaway driver ready...the plan was, if u get chased, run around behind the store, down the street. i was the driver, and i was gonna swing around and pickem up...instead, these dumb motherfuckers run STRAIGHT to the car (this was the only time they ever gave chase). i skirt out with my headlights off and we think we're scott free, eating at mcdonalds...all of a sudden, i get a call on my cell saying it's the police dept. We had already told a friend that we had a real close call, so i assumed it was another friend playing a joke, so i literally tell the guy "fuck off." I say, "even if this is the cops, how would u get my cell number? it's not even listed under my name..." He replies, "the car was registered under your parents name, so we called them and they gave us the number." BURNED!!!! not only did these piggies call my parents, they told them that their car "was used in a liquor store robbery." so, obviously, my moms flipping out, and my dad is going nuts breaking shit. hahaha. in the end, we had to drive back, return the beer...i didn't even get written up...spilled some mouthpiece on the store owner, he didn't press charges, so only my 2 homies who went inside got minor in possession charges....good deal. anyway, haven't done it since....1
yea thats a fucked up story. when i was caught i was 21 so..and the cops were cool.
this is what happend with me and my bro.
we would normally go into walmart 8-12 deep but that night it was me and my brother just chilling smoken ween and whatever, my dumb ass wanted some more good booze. so me and my bro went to walmart and walked in got our hands full with stuff, we really didnt think we were gonna get caught (allthough i had a bad feeling that night, i figured it was just the weed or alcohol playing games on my mind) so we go in take what we want, he got the beer i got the bottles and were walking out and some 6-8 to 7 foot dude 160lbs comes walking in while where walking out saying "im security blah blah", I threw a bottle at him he ducks and i hit my bro dead in the face with a bottle of booze (didnt even faze him) the undercover walmart renta cop grabs my bro, im waiting up for him because hes my little bro (18 at the time) and im not going to leave my brother behind, the security guard rips the fucking fleice off my bros back then my bro hits him dead in the face, we run away and my brother runs into the fucking home depot to get away, im chasing him im like "yo bro get the fuck out of this store" we leave and run behind the store into some weeds, the cops finally come and they started talking on there "loud horn" saying our names and shit so we gave up, we knew we were burnt when there were like 10 cops in the parking lot and my car was right behind them so, plus the dude that was waiting in the car snitched kinda. All we got charged with was retail theft, my bro could have been charged with assult for punching that securety dude and i could of been charged with something for throwing that bottle at dude. Needless to say the just arrested us brong us down to the station, booked us and brought us back to my car so i could go home. if we would of had and organized escape plan we could have gotten away.
this is what happend with me and my bro.
we would normally go into walmart 8-12 deep but that night it was me and my brother just chilling smoken ween and whatever, my dumb ass wanted some more good booze. so me and my bro went to walmart and walked in got our hands full with stuff, we really didnt think we were gonna get caught (allthough i had a bad feeling that night, i figured it was just the weed or alcohol playing games on my mind) so we go in take what we want, he got the beer i got the bottles and were walking out and some 6-8 to 7 foot dude 160lbs comes walking in while where walking out saying "im security blah blah", I threw a bottle at him he ducks and i hit my bro dead in the face with a bottle of booze (didnt even faze him) the undercover walmart renta cop grabs my bro, im waiting up for him because hes my little bro (18 at the time) and im not going to leave my brother behind, the security guard rips the fucking fleice off my bros back then my bro hits him dead in the face, we run away and my brother runs into the fucking home depot to get away, im chasing him im like "yo bro get the fuck out of this store" we leave and run behind the store into some weeds, the cops finally come and they started talking on there "loud horn" saying our names and shit so we gave up, we knew we were burnt when there were like 10 cops in the parking lot and my car was right behind them so, plus the dude that was waiting in the car snitched kinda. All we got charged with was retail theft, my bro could have been charged with assult for punching that securety dude and i could of been charged with something for throwing that bottle at dude. Needless to say the just arrested us brong us down to the station, booked us and brought us back to my car so i could go home. if we would of had and organized escape plan we could have gotten away.
yea thats a fucked up story. when i was caught i was 21 so..and the cops were cool.
this is what happend with me and my bro.
we would normally go into walmart 8-12 deep but that night it was me and my brother just chilling smoken ween and whatever, my dumb ass wanted some more good booze. so me and my bro went to walmart and walked in got our hands full with stuff, we really didnt think we were gonna get caught (allthough i had a bad feeling that night, i figured it was just the weed or alcohol playing games on my mind) so we go in take what we want, he got the beer i got the bottles and were walking out and some 6-8 to 7 foot dude 160lbs comes walking in while where walking out saying "im security blah blah", I threw a bottle at him he ducks and i hit my bro dead in the face with a bottle of booze (didnt even faze him) the undercover walmart renta cop grabs my bro, im waiting up for him because hes my little bro (18 at the time) and im not going to leave my brother behind, the security guard rips the fucking fleice off my bros back then my bro hits him dead in the face, we run away and my brother runs into the fucking home depot to get away, im chasing him im like "yo bro get the fuck out of this store" we leave and run behind the store into some weeds, the cops finally come and they started talking on there "loud horn" saying our names and shit so we gave up, we knew we were burnt when there were like 10 cops in the parking lot and my car was right behind them so, plus the dude that was waiting in the car snitched kinda. All we got charged with was retail theft, my bro could have been charged with assult for punching that securety dude and i could of been charged with something for throwing that bottle at dude. Needless to say the just arrested us brong us down to the station, booked us and brought us back to my car so i could go home. if we would of had and organized escape plan we could have gotten away.
we each got retail theft charges 1500 or mor each ((dumb fucks wanted us to have a felony but didnt write in the right ammount) I had a bowl on me too so i got charged with paraphenellia. I never went to my court date on those charges but just paid a fine. $75.00, im good with that, I might have gotten a retail theft convition but my record was scared way before that so .
if your ever gonna steal from walmart with that walk-n-go shit have a escape plan.
and to add to it i had just gotten off parole about 2 onths before that so i knew there was no way they could violate my parole and send me back to the county to wait to see if my parole was gonna be revoked. shit i never went to my court date because i knew the fag ass judge would put my ass on probation, so i just missed the court date to catch the fine. Oh yea if your reading this dont miss your court dates because they will put a warrent out for your arrest, its just where i stay we have minor mistomendor court and major/felony. you wont have a warrent issued for your arrest if you are in "minor" court.
too much shit anyways it was fucked up.
this is what happend with me and my bro.
we would normally go into walmart 8-12 deep but that night it was me and my brother just chilling smoken ween and whatever, my dumb ass wanted some more good booze. so me and my bro went to walmart and walked in got our hands full with stuff, we really didnt think we were gonna get caught (allthough i had a bad feeling that night, i figured it was just the weed or alcohol playing games on my mind) so we go in take what we want, he got the beer i got the bottles and were walking out and some 6-8 to 7 foot dude 160lbs comes walking in while where walking out saying "im security blah blah", I threw a bottle at him he ducks and i hit my bro dead in the face with a bottle of booze (didnt even faze him) the undercover walmart renta cop grabs my bro, im waiting up for him because hes my little bro (18 at the time) and im not going to leave my brother behind, the security guard rips the fucking fleice off my bros back then my bro hits him dead in the face, we run away and my brother runs into the fucking home depot to get away, im chasing him im like "yo bro get the fuck out of this store" we leave and run behind the store into some weeds, the cops finally come and they started talking on there "loud horn" saying our names and shit so we gave up, we knew we were burnt when there were like 10 cops in the parking lot and my car was right behind them so, plus the dude that was waiting in the car snitched kinda. All we got charged with was retail theft, my bro could have been charged with assult for punching that securety dude and i could of been charged with something for throwing that bottle at dude. Needless to say the just arrested us brong us down to the station, booked us and brought us back to my car so i could go home. if we would of had and organized escape plan we could have gotten away.
we each got retail theft charges 1500 or mor each ((dumb fucks wanted us to have a felony but didnt write in the right ammount) I had a bowl on me too so i got charged with paraphenellia. I never went to my court date on those charges but just paid a fine. $75.00, im good with that, I might have gotten a retail theft convition but my record was scared way before that so .
if your ever gonna steal from walmart with that walk-n-go shit have a escape plan.
and to add to it i had just gotten off parole about 2 onths before that so i knew there was no way they could violate my parole and send me back to the county to wait to see if my parole was gonna be revoked. shit i never went to my court date because i knew the fag ass judge would put my ass on probation, so i just missed the court date to catch the fine. Oh yea if your reading this dont miss your court dates because they will put a warrent out for your arrest, its just where i stay we have minor mistomendor court and major/felony. you wont have a warrent issued for your arrest if you are in "minor" court.
too much shit anyways it was fucked up.
