I just escaped a DUI

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BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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Best fucking feeling in the world, knowing I beat these fucking pigs. :cool:

FUCK San Diego PD. I was fit to drive and they knew, yet they still put me through those god damn tests. 1 Cop was a fucking fag just could he could smell a bit of scent of alcohol, the others would have let me go without the sobriety testing. The rest of the cops (3 of them) gave the decision to that one cop to test me cuz that lil fag insisted on testing me. The initial finger test was enough to let me go from the first cop that tested me. Shit is corupt, they test who the fuck they want to test, they play favorites.

That one cop was so bitter. haha
 
BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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Gas One said:
JUST COULD HE COULD
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Sure he could, but the other cops were cool with letting me go. They were actually kind of tripping out on this faggot cop trying to play it all by the book. The others were like "I don't mess with duces, go ahead and test him, IF YOU WANT." I was cool on the first initial finger test. The cop that actually pulled me over was really cool, but this one was really gay.

The cop that pulled me over actually shook my hand at the end for complying and didn't give me a ticket for expired tags. I went to shake the dick cops hand and he let me hanging, lol. I just said, "yup, my hands are probably dirty." My shit is registered, but I don't have my newest tags on. (Jan/09) :ermm: That's my bad, but whatever.
 
rmillerpacers31

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BOOBOO619 said:
that lil fag insisted on testing me. The initial finger test was enough to let me go from the first cop that tested me. Shit is corupt, they test who the fuck they want to test, they play favorites.
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BOOBOO619 said:
I was cool on the first initial finger test. The cop that actually pulled me over was really cool, but this one was really gay.

The cop that pulled me over actually shook my hand at the end for complying and didn't give me a ticket for expired tags. I went to shake the dick cops hand and he let me hanging, lol. I just said, "yup, my hands are probably dirty."
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The way you typed this was disturbingly gay... almost as bad as the tranny pic
 
Gas One

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are you new to san diego or something? what the fuck were you doing driving downtown?

heres a tip:

park RIGHT NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION on 12th.
or i think it is

you might say 'wtf?' but trust me, your chances on getting stopped is slim to none, and all the freeways are a block away.

no cop stops anyone who parts right next to the police station. its too bold of a move for cops to pick up on, and cops dont patrol as soon as they get out of a station. they tend to go to specific spots and have they mind on that.

just an idea.
 
BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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Gas One said:
are you new to san diego or something? what the fuck were you doing driving downtown?

heres a tip:

park RIGHT NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION on 12th.

you might say 'wtf?' but trust me, your chances on getting stopped is slim to none, and all the freeways are a block away.
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I'm from here, from Chula Vista. I was actually on my way to smoke a hookah. I got pulled over on 4th. It was simply bad luck and bad timing. I was the only car on the road at the time, had it been broad daylight or more cars around, he probably wouldn't even think about looking at my license plate. Basically there wasn't nothing going on in Dago at that given time, so why not pull over an average joe like myself.

12th is a bet far when speaking of downtown SD. But when I drive under the influence through Chula Vista, I prefer to go through the major streets (Telegraph, broadway, 3rd, H, Olympic). The lone residential streets is where they stop you most.
 
Gas One

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yeah but it wasnt broad daylight thats why im asking you the fuck were you doing driving downtown

everyone knows that areas a cop trap

i just thought youd know better

i dunno if i can say it was wrong place wrong time, just driving downtown near gaslamp isnt smart, parking outside of it and driving out is smarter

thats all the cops do down there is pull people over
 
BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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Gas One said:
yeah but it wasnt broad daylight thats why im asking you the fuck were you doing driving downtown

everyone knows that areas a cop trap

i just thought youd know better

i dunno if i can say it was wrong place wrong time, just driving downtown near gaslamp isnt smart, parking outside of it and driving out is smarter
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Well I didn't feel that faded and I wasn't. I've driven way worse and have gotten lucky. I blew a .24. I thought it was gonna be worse though cuz I just got done having 2 bottles of beer (heineken & pacifico) about 45 minutes before and about 3hours before that a pitcher and a half of Budlight at La Bellas. I was still nervous as shit though. My life would have been ruined.

I wouldn't have gotten pulled over had my tags not been expired. Who knows though, probably would have gotten pulled over for something anyways, he was directly behind me, it was inevitable.

I just see it as a wake up call. Next time is probably a DUI. I ain't risking it no more.
 
BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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Gas One said:
:shrug: all im sayin is park away from gaslamp

hope you didnt do all this talking to the cops lmao
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Nah, but I was actually sounding really professional when doing the sobriety test. I kind of deepened my voice all proper and robotic. All militaristic sounding n shit. lol I played it off really good like the test was a interview. I know I pissed him off a bit, cuz I threw in some smart remarks during the test. It had to be a rookie cop, dude was by the book, unlike the others who didn't give a damn. The others were just chatting it up, like lets leave this guy alone and move on.
 
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