I hate it when:
-Your girl is on her way home and calls you 3 mins before she shows up to start telling you about her day.
-people try to cut in line by acting like they didn't see you.
-your having phone sex and your cell dies...lol
-your girl farts during sex.
-people speed up to get infront of you and then slow down
-you go to pay for something after you deposited your paycheck and they tell you the card is no good
-guys drink N/A beer
-my wife cooks the breadsticks to long in the oven......might as well use them as drum sticks
-places that won't take anything bigger than a $20...fuck man we can't even use american money in america?
-your friends dog humps your leg
-people who rubber-neck....like thats really the first crash you've ever seen
-people who sell shyt door to door.....why would i buy something even Wal-Mart wouldn't carry?
-you go to grab a cold soda out of the cooler by the checkout line...and there all hot.
-when your chick asks you if she looks fat in this..and you and her can both clearly hear the fabric screaming....lol
-Your girl is on her way home and calls you 3 mins before she shows up to start telling you about her day.
-people try to cut in line by acting like they didn't see you.
-your having phone sex and your cell dies...lol
-your girl farts during sex.
-people speed up to get infront of you and then slow down
-you go to pay for something after you deposited your paycheck and they tell you the card is no good
-guys drink N/A beer
-my wife cooks the breadsticks to long in the oven......might as well use them as drum sticks
-places that won't take anything bigger than a $20...fuck man we can't even use american money in america?
-your friends dog humps your leg
-people who rubber-neck....like thats really the first crash you've ever seen
-people who sell shyt door to door.....why would i buy something even Wal-Mart wouldn't carry?
-you go to grab a cold soda out of the cooler by the checkout line...and there all hot.
-when your chick asks you if she looks fat in this..and you and her can both clearly hear the fabric screaming....lol