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azryda420

azryda420

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You take a shit in a public place and water splashes your asshole. I mean I don't mind the cheeks, but water from a public toilet splashing your bare asshole as your pushing out is fucking annoying.

I have deveoped a new strategy. Before I put the ass gasket on the toilet seat I put a fat wad of TP in the bowl so it acts as a "landing pad".

It works well however, something else has became an issue. The toilets at my work have sensors that flush the toilet. So by the time you got the wad in the bowl and your lacing the bowl with a "cowboy hat liner" the sensor senses you leaving the pot and it flushes the whole plan down the toilet.

So now............ I gotta put the landing pad down. lace the seat with the gasket, then move like a ninja, super slow so the shit dont get sucked down when you go to sit. It took some work to get it down right. Move to the left and your coo, the right, and bye bye landing pad and you start over from square one. Soo much work just to drop a duece.

Anyone feelin where I'm coming from?
 
I. Cold

I. Cold

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thats why I never, under any circumstances, take a shit in a public restroom. if it's THAT urgent, I'll leave, take a shit at my house, and return to wherever I was.
 
second650

second650

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man i hate takin a dump in public places. in kindergarten niggaz used to open the door and laugh at ya ass. i guess in the back of my head i think niggaz will still do that shit hahahahah...........
 
1OLB4

1OLB4

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IT'S ALWAYS GREAT WHEN YOU GOT THA SHITS AND YOU BLOW IT UP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM WHERE ALL THA PEOPLE OUTSIDE CAN HEAR YA JUST GOIN TO TOWN
 
THESEUS

THESEUS

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second650 said:
man i hate takin a dump in public places. in kindergarten niggaz used to open the door and laugh at ya ass. i guess in the back of my head i think niggaz will still do that shit hahahahah...........
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for real that shit used to happen to me.... they be goin in the next stall and standin on the toilet lookin over and shit.... now that i think about it shit was hilarious...
 
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second650 said:
man i hate takin a dump in public places. in kindergarten niggaz used to open the door and laugh at ya ass. i guess in the back of my head i think niggaz will still do that shit hahahahah...........
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HAHAHHA HELL YEA!!!!!!!! i hella remember mutha fuckas doin that in elementary.
 
D'struction

D'struction

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1OLB4 said:
IT'S ALWAYS GREAT WHEN YOU GOT THA SHITS AND YOU BLOW IT UP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM WHERE ALL THA PEOPLE OUTSIDE CAN HEAR YA JUST GOIN TO TOWN
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okay thats fuckin gross cuz i hear old men doin that shit at my work whenever i go up in the bathroom.....and I never get to shit at work cause theres always someone in the shitter when i walk up in the bathroom too! fucked up


and LOL @ "landing pad".....Someone told me about that at work about a year ago.....
 
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second650 said:
man i hate takin a dump in public places. in kindergarten niggaz used to open the door and laugh at ya ass. i guess in the back of my head i think niggaz will still do that shit hahahahah...........
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I remember this happened to me at 2nd grade, so when they laughed at me I whipped my butt, and threw the paper towel on them and they cried because they smelled like crap for 4 hours.
 
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