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Didn't know cheeto @cheeto had a turtle...

i actually do have a turtle its huge now. at first it was the size of a quarter now its the size of a fuckin football. i had to buy it a huge ass fish tank. he likes to swim and eat little dry shrimp as a treat. his regular food is some turtle food sticks. his name is "Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines". I've had him for about 5 years now. he's a stone cold killer he killed his baby brother when i first bought them. he's a lone survivor. I'm stuck with him for ever because i heard they live hella years. i wanna put a live fish in his tank to see what happens. i like him and he likes me i had a dream that he was talking to me and told me to kill people . he likes to stare. i think he hates me sometimes. he takes huge shits like tootsie roll sized shits. i hate cleaning out his tank but it starts to stink so i have to do it at least 2 times a week. turtles are found in most places around the world and slap like a bitch on wheels. this is my turtle review . i give my turtle *****5 stars
check out a more in-depth review i did on my turtle over at www.checkarealturtleouttho.com

thank you
 
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Twitter but.....



Uh oh. Amanda Bynes remembered the password to her twitter account.
Her latest tweets.

"He (dad) called me ugly as a child and then asked me if I wanted to have sex with him and i did not know how to respond and I said no”

"My dad fondled himself in front of me so many times that i started recording him on my phone in hopes of catching him”

“saying or doing something inappropriate around me so I could get him arrested & put in jail for the rest of his perverted life”

"My mom knows that my father’s literally and physically incestual towards his own daughter and the fact that she never called the police on”

"So, today I am meeting with a lawyer to get a restraining order against my dad”

"I cannot hear the sound of His incestually charged voice ever again and I’m just being honest”

"I will not be manipulated or brainwashed by anyone anymore”

"I am in love and quite honestly it changed my life"

"Help a nigga out and hop off ma dick"

"what I really need help with is looking pretty"

“My dad never did any of those things. The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he’s the one that ordered them to microchip me.”

So to recap, her dad molested her, she fell in love, told an anonymous "nigga" to hop off her dick, and then concluded by saying a microchip, that was planted in her head by someone who was ordered to by her father -- made her say those things about her Dad.

Oh, and they locked her up in a looney bin shortly after.
 

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Twitter but.....



Uh oh. Amanda Bynes remembered the password to her twitter account.
Her latest tweets.

"He (dad) called me ugly as a child and then asked me if I wanted to have sex with him and i did not know how to respond and I said no”

"My dad fondled himself in front of me so many times that i started recording him on my phone in hopes of catching him”

“saying or doing something inappropriate around me so I could get him arrested & put in jail for the rest of his perverted life”

"My mom knows that my father’s literally and physically incestual towards his own daughter and the fact that she never called the police on”

"So, today I am meeting with a lawyer to get a restraining order against my dad”

"I cannot hear the sound of His incestually charged voice ever again and I’m just being honest”

"I will not be manipulated or brainwashed by anyone anymore”

"I am in love and quite honestly it changed my life"

"Help a nigga out and hop off ma dick"

"what I really need help with is looking pretty"

“My dad never did any of those things. The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he’s the one that ordered them to microchip me.”

So to recap, her dad molested her, she fell in love, told an anonymous "nigga" to hop off her dick, and then concluded by saying a microchip, that was planted in her head by someone who was ordered to by her father -- made her say those things about her Dad.

Oh, and they locked her up in a looney bin shortly after.