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BIG J

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...People Try to Talk to me while I'm in tha Bathroom takin' a Shit.
I need my time alone to think and relax, so I can Drop A load, and I can't do that with someone standing right outside the door askin' me questions and interrupting my thought process.
And It usally involves some kind of reading Material even if itz the Shampoo Bottle.
LOL!
 
Mak Deniro

Mak Deniro

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I dont understand how people can shit and read at the same time?

For me its duds down, ass out, sit down and drop the kids off, then wipe, pull duds up and wash hands.

simple procedure, in and out of the shitter, i dont got time to study the written word.
 
Mak Deniro

Mak Deniro

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Damn what are you eating?

is it 10 minutes pure shitting, fillin up the pot, or like 8 minutes brewing and cooking up a load and 2 minutes of unleashment?
 
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BIG J

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LOL! Naw, I just sit there in DEEP THOUGHT, Itz not constipation, just relaxing quietly and then it drops. It takes hardly any time at all to actually shit. Itz just getting accustomed to the surroundings, especially in a pUblic Toilet(like @ work)
 
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lmao
you guys are funny as hell. i can really relate to big j though. reading is a must have and its funny that you mention the shampoo bottle cause thats what i do too. shit sometimes when i cant find nothing to read ill just [lay games on my celly.
 
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BIG J said:
LOL! Naw, I just sit there in DEEP THOUGHT, Itz not constipation, just relaxing quietly and then it drops. It takes hardly any time at all to actually shit. Itz just getting accustomed to the surroundings, especially in a pUblic Toilet(like @ work)
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At work though? I can't piss in the bathroom at work let alone shit in them! You a bold ass dude dawg
 
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mr2productionz

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"the piss box" aka "the shitter" aka "the toilet" is my time to sit down and enjoy some good literature aka murderdog.
 
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BIG J

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At work though? I can't piss in the bathroom at work let alone shit in them! You a bold ass dude dawg
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Well there are only three other people i work with in this little building, itz actually hard to even go at work without hearing people talk righ toutside the damn bathroom door
 
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i use to work at wal mart and this fool use to follow me in there whne i was shitting and talk to me from teh sinks hahahaha im like get the fuck out homie damn!
 
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Mak-X

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^^^LoL, what the fuck happened???

I hate when someone talks to me while I'm on the shitter, the thing I really hate is when the phone rings and its for you, I tell the person that picks up to always say I'm busy and I'll call em right back. I do not talk on the phone while I'm takin a shit. And I don't like the person that's calling me to be told that "he's in the bathroom, he'll call you right back". LoL


Me I always read when I'm on the shitter, shit usually I'm in there for a few minutes, up to ten. But then when I'm reading something I get to caught up in reading that I'm still sittin on the shitter after I'm done shittin.

LmAo@this post.

Also I don't shit in public restrooms, only at mine or someone's home that I'm at.
 
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I can hold a conversation (via telephone or in person) while taking a crap, but not when it's something loud (like yelling or music)... I don't know why.

Mak-X, the same thing happens to me when I've tried reading/taking a shit (I get caught up in the reading when the shit stopped like 6 minutes ago.) One time, I don't remember what I was doing, but when it came time to wipe my ass, the shit had dried up and it was hard to "wipe."
 
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This Thread Is Funny As Hell!!!

I have no problem with talking on the phone while I'm taking a dump. I used to read the back of the shampoo bottles too. Now, I usually just drop and go. But I hate when people (in my house) try to talk to me when I'm doing #2. Especially my mom, cuzz she always tries to start shit with people when she's bored. I remember one time when I used to live with her, she was tryna start an argument with me through the bathroom door. I was like, "Damn! Can I take a shit in peace?" But she just kept at it.
 
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Mak-X, the same thing happens to me when I've tried reading/taking a shit (I get caught up in the reading when the shit stopped like 6 minutes ago.) One time, I don't remember what I was doing, but when it came time to wipe my ass, the shit had dried up and it was hard to "wipe."
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haha
 
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