I am getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children.

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Mac Jesus

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At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs) became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaur toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house, I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.
 
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S.SAVAGE

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iaoish said:
I agree, something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy by the way, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?
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SO ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THE DINOSAUR HOLOCAUST WAS A HOAX?
 
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Mac Jesus

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iaoish said:
I agree, something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy by the way, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?
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To add to this, a fossil is not actually a piece of bone. It’s actually a bone that was once in the ground that has been filled with limestone, calcium, and other stone-like deposits, so at the end of the day, it’s a rock made out of rocks.

So, you have a rock, and you hand it to a paleontologist, who chips away at it until you have something looking like a bone — and that is a fossil.

If you're a paleontologist and you want to keep your job, so you turn rock shards into a brachiosaurus skull.
 
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S.SAVAGE said:
SO ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THE DINOSAUR HOLOCAUST WAS A HOAX?
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Dinosaurs were a hoax so yea the dinosaur holocaust was a hoax too, duuh!!


Mac Jesus said:
To add to this, a fossil is not actually a piece of bone. It’s actually a bone that was once in the ground that has been filled with limestone, calcium, and other stone-like deposits, so at the end of the day, it’s a rock made out of rocks.

So, you have a rock, and you hand it to a paleontologist, who chips away at it until you have something looking like a bone — and that is a fossil.

If you're a paleontologist and you want to keep your job, so you turn rock shards into a brachiosaurus skull.
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This lady with the ugly teeth and big tiddies explains this pretty well actually


 
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