HOW TO PASS A HAIR SAMPLE DRUG TEST

[enserio]

its funny, they drug test for people who are going take phone calls and dispatch, but they dont drug test for people who work with your kids.

They drug test teachers in some districts (like the one I'm in), but not the community college guy who's the teacher's aide. They give that dude a break.

 

[COPIUM]

just get a mullet, they will respect you to much and let you pass the test no matter how dirty you are

 

[MOREBASS]

I second the mullet notion...they'll know, just by looking at the front/top part of your hair, that you mean business.

 

[X MAN]

Do what I do....don't go.

 

[KillaKali]

^^Word... I remember a while back, Nob Hill wanted a hair test... I got short hair so they couldnt fuck wit it but they were down to cut pubes... I told em I aint got that either so they said to come back once it's an inch long... I never went back.. It goes back 5-6 months frm what I told... Wit hair tests, your seriously FUCKED. Aint shit to do bout that.

 

[Toro]

I second the mullet notion...they'll know, just by looking at the front/top part of your hair, that you mean business.

Lol

 

[carl winslow]

They drug test teachers in some districts (like the one I'm in), but not the community college guy who's the teacher's aide. They give that dude a break.

you live in san diego right? what school district are u in? cause i work for the san diego school district. im an assistant teacher but the teachers i work with pretty much have me do all the work. they always leave me with the class while they go "run erands"

I second the mullet notion...they'll know, just by looking at the front/top part of your hair, that you mean business.

yeah but they'd also assume i do meth

 

[clear7]

shave your dome!!!

 

[Toro]

shave your dome!!!

They'd go for you balls.