HOW TO PASS A HAIR SAMPLE DRUG TEST

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WXS STOMP3R

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BUY THE SHAMPOO HOMIE EASY AS THAT...GO TO A TOKE SHOP OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES THEY SELL EVERY COUNTER TO EVERY TEST... IT AINT SHIT...
 
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WXS STOMP3R said:
BUY THE SHAMPOO HOMIE EASY AS THAT...GO TO A TOKE SHOP OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES THEY SELL EVERY COUNTER TO EVERY TEST... IT AINT SHIT...
thanks. do you know for sure that the shampoo works though? how come so many people say that theres no way out of a hair sample. and also i have somewhat of a fro. does that matter at all?

...though i have always been curious what itd be like to wax my entire body...except my gooch...i like my gooch hair
 
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that shampoo shit does not work and everyone that i know that has tried the shampoo failed the hair test...

like i said carl...YOU ARE FUCKED..
 

WXS STOMP3R

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I DONT HAVE HAIR BUT MY BOYS HAVE PASSED THAT SHIT...PLUS SOME OF THOSE TESTS HAVE GUARANTEE'S...
DONT KNOW WHAT THESE GUYS KNOW... BUT I NEVER HEARD IT WAS UNBEATABLE.
 

Gas One

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yeah ive failed a test with a 300% guauntee and i did everything it said word for word....plus i was a week plus more clean than it asked for..i think it has to do with your smoke intake..my blood is probably thc by now..

if you shave your hair they go for the pubes...if you shave your pubes its the eyebrows..im sure last would be eyelashes..

i know they aint desperate enough for asshole hair so yall pretty safe on not shaving that..
 

WXS STOMP3R

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BUT GAS YOU SMOKE MORE WEED THAN CHEECH AND CHONG COMBINED...
YOU PROBABLY SWEAT THC FOOO...YOUR KIDS PROBABLY GONNA COME OUT SMELLING LIKE SOME OG KUSH OR SOMETHING...SO THAT MIGHT NOT BE TOO FAIR TO SAY HE'S GONNA GET THE SAME RESULTS.
 
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BayCal said:
what u takin' the test for, carl?
i was going to have to take it for a job with AAA, but i dont have to anymore, i'm gonna stick working for the school district, just at a different school.

Gas One said:
find a job that embraces potheads as bieng functional members of society
if its for jail or parole...dont drop the soap homie i hear they rapin' pot offenders in jail
thats what im gonna do. its funny, they drug test for people who are going take phone calls and dispatch, but they dont drug test for people who work with your kids. when i worked with the younger ones, they never said anything, but since ive been working with 8th and 9th graders, they always call me out for being stoned when im trying to lecture the class. thanks anyways for your guys' help though
 
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carl winslow said:
i was going to have to take it for a job with AAA, but i dont have to anymore, i'm gonna stick working for the school district, just at a different school.


thats what im gonna do. its funny, they drug test for people who are going take phone calls and dispatch, but they dont drug test for people who work with your kids. when i worked with the younger ones, they never said anything, but since ive been working with 8th and 9th graders, they always call me out for being stoned when im trying to lecture the class. thanks anyways for your guys' help though

Will you re-locate to Michigan so you can teach my kids?
 

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carl winslow said:
anyone have suggestions on how i can pass a hair sample drug test? i only smoke weed
You're not fucked.

There is a certain type of shampoo that will complete strip your hair of all that shit, plus everything else (good stuff too, but it may be worth it).

Do a search on Google for, "chelating shampoo." I'm not sure if it's spelled right or not, pretty sure it is. I don't know if you have to have a cosmetology license to get it though, I don't think they'd just sell the shit to anyone...but you might as well look and see what's up, unless you already took the test...then you're fucked!

By the way, that shampoo isn't some "get out of a drug test" scam shampoo/cover up like these other cats fell for/tried. It's serious shit that you could probably damage your hair with if you aren't careful.