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askG

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Nov 19, 2002
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it kills me everytime i have to take a dump in some public restroom, they got those little ass toilet paper squares that are thinner than a leaf and are like 3 inches all the way around...shit, i wipe about 6-10 times w regular tp (about 5 squares stacked) before i get my shit clean ya digs, i hate that i have to struggle with those dispensers and for every wipe i put together about 10 of those little ass squares and i still manage to get my hand into some shit...its irritating...dont the ppl who own these dumps know that a grown man doesnt shit little balls like a goat?

then after you wash your hands do they have some paper towels for you to dry your hands?, noooooooo, they got those air blowers were you gotta stand in front of for approx. 2 minutes before your hands are somewhat dry...wtf!

and if they insist of keeping their bathrooms stocked with shitty tp and air dryers, at least keep the motherfucker clean, when you see shit on the wall, piss puddles in front of the sink, used tp stuck to the door handles, motherfuckers its time to clean it.
 
m.w.merlino

m.w.merlino

Sicc OG
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Dec 18, 2002
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lmao...i hate public stalls, i get the tp wet a lil so i dont use a whole fuckin roll. i cant stand havin a dirty bum, i want my shit clean enough to keep the boxers from gettin soiled ya kno?
 
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Ghostly

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Jul 24, 2002
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if u gotta take one in a public place..take it in a grocery store...i know i be stealin the soft ones of the shelf and hookin them up in the store bathroom all the time
 
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askG

Sicc OG
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Nov 19, 2002
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i hate using the bathrooms in grocery stores...they send you to the back where it seems like leatherface might opp out from behind some frozen baby carrots any minute and take you hostage, i just put up w gas stations ( the ones where they let you shit w out buying something) or walk into a restaurant nonchalantly if i really got the runs, do my bussiness and jet without giving anybody any look.
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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Apr 25, 2002
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The best public bathrooms are always like up in the fourth story of some university health center. The higher the floor, the more private they get. And since its a health center, their shit is clean as fuck, almost sterile.
 
VSTXDJ

VSTXDJ

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mang i wipe till my ass bleeds fuck dat haha... i hate dem shits dat are hella sticky and u wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and the stubborn shit just chills and by the time your halfway thru da tp roll da shit finally starts wiping off only a few specks of shit here and there...den u gotta wet the paper to get all dat shit off haha
 
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