How do you wipe you ass?

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

Me and my friends got into this last night. I always stand up to wipe my ass after droppin a duece. My friend says he wipes while still sittin down. I say fuck that thats like a bitch wipin her vagina after takin a leak. Plus I aint tryin to smear shit all over my ballsack and give my girl e-coli everytime she mouths my nuts. Fukin disgusting. Ever since I was a kid I was taught that after pinchin one off you stand up, hang your ass over the toity in case you droppin some ass crumbs, and wipe your shit like that. they say thats stupid cause its harder to get it all that way and you end up with mudbutt. I say fuck that.

you and your friends have some pretty intellectual conversations

LMAO 4REAL, THEY WERE PROBABLY ON A GAY WEBSITE

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

LOL @ people actually voting.

LOL I BET IT IS A FEW VOTIN HAHA I AINT VOTIN ON THIS SHIT LMAO. SICCNESS IS A FUNNY ASS SITE, U GET ALOT OF RANDOM SHIT ON A DAILY BASIS

 

[mrtonguetwista]

August = Disturbing Thread Month

 

[Jar]

the logistics of wiping your ass standing up are mind boggling...

Lol.

 

[I. Cold]

lmao@this thread. who the fuck stands up when they wipe? dirty muthafuckas thats who.. gettin skid marks all up the side of your inner thighs.

the options shoulda been a) wipe away from the balls b) wipe towards the balls... which is also kinda dirty unless you lift your scrot up so no skid marks get on it.

 

[Likwid]

Wait wasn't this thread done before?

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

wheres the i wipe my ass with a rock option, or laying down or what if you dont wipe?

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

lol this is a gay ass thread i feel like a pussy even responding to this bullshit but i chose standin up what kinda dude wipes sittin down like a bitch wipin her twat?

then again i taught myself to wipe my own ass my moms DID NOT LOL!

 

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[D-Rose]

I have naked bitches hold the toilet paper roll for me, a la Mac Dre.

 

[KG The One]

and wtf happens if someone walks in on you and your standing up wiping your ass. youd look like a dumb fuck. at least if your sitting down you can look somewhat cool. give them a peace sign or head nod.

How the fuck you gonna look cool wiping yo ass??

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Cuz u gotta act hard even when you wipe your own ass.

 

[KG The One]

ahh yes the gangsta wipe...

 

[I. Cold]

lol this is a gay ass thread i feel like a pussy even responding to this bullshit but i chose standin up what kinda dude wipes sittin down like a bitch wipin her twat?

then again i taught myself to wipe my own ass my moms DID NOT LOL!

ughh!! I bet this dude stank like shit!!! skid marks all up and down his buttcheeks. dirty muthafucka.

lol@lookin gangsta while wiping your ass.

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

ughh!! I bet this dude stank like shit!!! skid marks all up and down his buttcheeks. dirty muthafucka.

lol@lookin gangsta while wiping your ass.

lol u a weird ass muthafucka maybe people wipe their ass different in Arizona

 

[D.I.R.B]

lol @ wiping assess differently in different states. i heard people in new york prefer wiping in a semi-circular motion

 

[hella_numb]

How the fuck you gonna look cool wiping yo ass??

i know there is no way to look cool by standing up and wiping your ass with your pants at your ankles and lifting your shirt up with your junk all exposed. i cant even imagine standing up and wiping my ass. what if you get up and some drops on your pants or shoes. youll be smelling like hot shit all day long.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

UR NOT A MAN IF YOU DONT STAND UP OFF THE TOILET AND WIPE CLEAN PAST YOUR CRACK, YOUR BACK, YOUR NECK, AND YOUR HEAD, AND GIVE YOURSELF A POO-HAWK

AND YOU MIGHT WELL JUST HAVE A VAGINA IF YOU USE TOILET PAPER

 

[Rossibreath]

my sink & mirror r directly across from my toilet so u can watch yerself shit @ my house.

 

[cb90]

now THIS is worth a thread