How do you wipe you ass?

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how do you wipe your ass?

  • sitting down

    Votes: 31 63.3%

  • standing up

    Votes: 18 36.7%
  • Total voters
    49
pbarb666

pbarb666

Sicc OG
#1
Jun 11, 2004
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#1
Me and my friends got into this last night. I always stand up to wipe my ass after droppin a duece. My friend says he wipes while still sittin down. I say fuck that thats like a bitch wipin her vagina after takin a leak. Plus I aint tryin to smear shit all over my ballsack and give my girl e-coli everytime she mouths my nuts. Fukin disgusting. Ever since I was a kid I was taught that after pinchin one off you stand up, hang your ass over the toity in case you droppin some ass crumbs, and wipe your shit like that. they say thats stupid cause its harder to get it all that way and you end up with mudbutt. I say fuck that.
 
montroller510

montroller510

Sicc OG
#8
Apr 23, 2006
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#8
i got that mega doo doo butter

so when i wipe i go get a papertowel wet and scrub thoroughly

then get a dry one a continue to scrub the flakes out of my hair

then i turn on the dryer and spread my ass cheeks to evaporate all the remaining moisture so no unwanted fungi can grow


thats how i do feel free to emulate as necessary
 
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hella_numb

Sicc OG
#18
Aug 7, 2003
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#18
Ill admit I wipe my ass sitting down. You stand up and your buttcheeks will smash the leftover shit together making it messier.

and wtf happens if someone walks in on you and your standing up wiping your ass. youd look like a dumb fuck. at least if your sitting down you can look somewhat cool. give them a peace sign or head nod.


ive never heard of anyone wiping there ass standing up. go read a childrens book on how to take a shit.
 
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