You mean pesos?
And I don't have a little sister, so that doesn't really work. But, your dad is your brother, and he is a retard, so that's fair game.
You could make fun of my older step sister I guess. But that won't hurt my feelings or make me mad...I'll just laugh...
I just feel so sorry for you, that you have to act like this, all because your dad molested you as a child. You should tell his biker friends about it, they may not like child molesters.