Hey Siccness! How do YOU get rid of funk breath?
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On the breath stinking before people eat in the morning I think has to do with the bile in your stomach. That shit stanks and there is nothing for it to soak into if you don't eat.
That spray is the business tho. Small, lasts a long ass time, actually works AND it feels like its working.
Only problem is if you use it right before you drink a beer it makes that shit taste weird for a min.
That spray is the business tho. Small, lasts a long ass time, actually works AND it feels like its working.
Only problem is if you use it right before you drink a beer it makes that shit taste weird for a min.
In 7th grade we used to sell gum at school. Mostly bubblicious or bubble yum cause that's what kids wanted but you could buy it for .50 for a pack and sell it at .25 each or $1 a pack. Wasn't big money but you could pocket like $20 a day off that. Most of the dudes doin that probably just graduated to selling drugs and dropped out tho
Man, I totally forgot about this. This lady from my old church was a professional photographer and came to take some pics of my son after he was born. I went upstairs and the whole upstairs smelled like diarrhea or somethin. I thought maybe my son was droppin bombs up there or something.
My wife said it was the lady's breath. She literally funked up our entire upstairs of our house. It was brutal. She didn't even go into the other bedroom and bathroom and it stunk in there.
My wife said it was the lady's breath. She literally funked up our entire upstairs of our house. It was brutal. She didn't even go into the other bedroom and bathroom and it stunk in there.
i dont get bad breath unless its right after drinking coffee....which is usually in the morning. I keep a small bottle of listerine in my truck just in case, because i dont chew gum. And I guess if you dont have a vehicle...then those listerine strips or gum is the best idea. Also keep floss and toothpicks in the console all the time.
No offence but this is kind of a silly thread. I mean, we're talking basic cleanliness here. If you have bad breath, stop at the store and grab something...
No offence but this is kind of a silly thread. I mean, we're talking basic cleanliness here. If you have bad breath, stop at the store and grab something...
There's this fat bitch at work that has stank breath like that. When I was new there a couple months ago I walked in the room and loud as fuck said "God damn, who shit their pants" cause the whole room smelled like shit. Turned out it was her breath. Everyone looked at their toes all uncomfortable. Glad that bitch don't work around me.
seriously. PLEASE let me know.
My homeboy went out to the club one night and he was gone off tequila and corona. GONE. Then, he was blowin back the black and milds. It gave his breath a pissy, lime, metal trash can and dooky smell. It was unique and awful. I told him straight up, you NEED this gum. He put it in his pocket and insisted on goin to talk to some beezies. When he's drunk, he feels the need to be all in a beezies grill too. IT was still early so most of the girls were sober and somehow they weren't turning and running from him. He got a bunch of fat beezies #'s thinking they were bad cause he was so gone. I tried to help him but he wasn't hearing me. It was pretty hilarious though.
Side note to this story, I was home on leave and borrowed my stepmom's 'lac to go to the club. He almost pissed his pants on the way home. We got to his crib and decided it would be a good idea to piss on the hood of his 300zx lookin like that little angel fountain or somethin. He was crackin up then fell into his neighbors lawn with his pants down and passed out cold immediately. He was HAMMERED
My homeboy went out to the club one night and he was gone off tequila and corona. GONE. Then, he was blowin back the black and milds. It gave his breath a pissy, lime, metal trash can and dooky smell. It was unique and awful. I told him straight up, you NEED this gum. He put it in his pocket and insisted on goin to talk to some beezies. When he's drunk, he feels the need to be all in a beezies grill too. IT was still early so most of the girls were sober and somehow they weren't turning and running from him. He got a bunch of fat beezies #'s thinking they were bad cause he was so gone. I tried to help him but he wasn't hearing me. It was pretty hilarious though.
Side note to this story, I was home on leave and borrowed my stepmom's 'lac to go to the club. He almost pissed his pants on the way home. We got to his crib and decided it would be a good idea to piss on the hood of his 300zx lookin like that little angel fountain or somethin. He was crackin up then fell into his neighbors lawn with his pants down and passed out cold immediately. He was HAMMERED
i like mouthwash but hate chewing gum. after chewing for a while it makes my stomach kinda hurt and feel empty...which then leaves a weird feeling in my mouth
i think bad breath sometimes involves whats going on in your stomach. kinda like the bile explanation somebody gave. so you could brush, floss, mouthwash before you leave the house then even chew gum but if your stomach has got something wrong those will only be brief and temporary solutions. i could be wrong and i dont feel like googling it but i believe ive heard that. no?
the same way sometimes you have farts that dont smell like anything and sometimes they smell like an egg and shit omelet
i think bad breath sometimes involves whats going on in your stomach. kinda like the bile explanation somebody gave. so you could brush, floss, mouthwash before you leave the house then even chew gum but if your stomach has got something wrong those will only be brief and temporary solutions. i could be wrong and i dont feel like googling it but i believe ive heard that. no?
the same way sometimes you have farts that dont smell like anything and sometimes they smell like an egg and shit omelet