Hey Gemini...I know you fired your receptionist over this one

[Dana Dane]

hello^

 

[Mcthuggin99]

she musta been hella desperate if she goin after dead dudes

 

[niguardian]

Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

lmao

 

[MizeryMade]

thats DEAD WRONG!

 

[Rossibreath]

Hard to believe

 

[2-0-Sixx]

what a dead beat.

I bet he was playing hard to get.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

 

[Dana Dane]

Hard to believe

of corpse it is.

 

[Boogie The Mann]

he was dead serious...........come onnnnn.yall already took all the good puns....

 

[SteadyMobbin]

lol @ her name being Marmaduke

this is one bone she forgot to bury.

Edit: She did bury it, but it came up again.

 

[SteadyMobbin]

 

[AKAZIE]

so he busted a nut even when he was dead? Fuckin' Twilight Zone shit.

 

[mr.noprint916]

have fun essplainin that one to your kids

 

[Sketchy B]

dead serious news has all kinds of interesting journalism:

Minnesota Vikings confront Brett Favre in shower

Starbucks to test market instant “Ghetto Mocha”

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

I think they need to work harder if they are trying to get on Onion-level status.

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

I'm tryin to find something about her.

found this photo of her from high school...

 

[Rossibreath]

I was terrified to open this thread after the last one

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

dead serious news has all kinds of interesting journalism:

Minnesota Vikings confront Brett Favre in shower

Starbucks to test market instant “Ghetto Mocha”

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

I think they need to work harder if they are trying to get on Onion-level status.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

lulz

 

[Rossibreath]

Lol @ his name being cummings

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

lmao, no marty on the props given, but that was pretty funny.

 

[Jack Tracks]

thats like in Clerks.. fucking whore