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Nov 30, 2006
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Been taking a shit in 10 story parking garage in downtown oakland because all the bathroooms are closed but it's one of those dooky's that wont come out so you bend over to see whats going on; you cant see anything so you decide to wrap it up then an hour later the hooker you just picked up from West MacAuthor Blvd asks you what the brown shit on your forhead is, you tell her you don't know and without batting an eye she licks it off.