@ DavyC4twenty
Getting a lap dance and str8 jizz in ur pants
So uhh ive been hanging out at strip clubs lately and fucking the best advice ever was blessed on me after a long day of throwing dollars at latino stink holes. Fucking get a private dance in the back and SKEET thats right catcha nut, JIZZ in your pants. IT's fuckin great and totally worth it. Cheap as fuck and you dont get crabs and triple AIDS! And the chicks get a sense of accomplishment.
And riding home with semen all over your boxers with a triumphant smile is what life is about.