Have you ever felt like you needed an extra hand?

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[infinity]

This is sure to help get you through some 'hard' times

 

[siccness-user]

i know some of you aint lying about stickin one of those things up your ass

 

[mrtonguetwista]

???

 

[underground]

lol wtf

 

[Toro]

i know some of you aint lying about stickin one of those things up your ass

Haha

 

[Gas One]

the last thing id do IN LIFE is put my dick in/on/inside ANYTHING mechanical.

 

[Gas One]

and what happens when someone bursts in the door and you have a japanese man's hand jerking you off?

can they atleast put some press on nails on the shit?
and whats up with the upside down hand steez?


i just thought of something really funny

they should sell realdolls that are really men with "sex changes"

they be fuckin it and her hair fall off to expose a crew cut..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


theyd sue you if fucking a realdoll wasnt so pathetic in the first place

 

[Gas One]

i bet it comes complete with half assed english quotes

"U SO NAHTEEEE"

"ME RUB U RONG TIME"

"CUM AWWH OVA MA GIGANTIC TEEF"

"SIX PIFTY PIBE AT THE WINDOW DRIVE THROUGH"

and is there jerk speeds? what if im trying to go for the speed round and im not feelin ole mechanically sensual over here?

shit seems like wearing a condom, youd just rip it off and handle it instead of playin with the pimpin'

 

[Gas One]

and on the cool, i heard thats the nintendo wii's new controller.

 

[48turffin]

lol@ the people who had to test it out...havin hella folks watchin you gettin jerked by mechanical magic fingers is not the biz