have yall got your fed tax return yet?

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-TiM C-

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i got my state and still haevnt got my fed. you can catch me lookin hella sad every day by my mail box when it doesnt come lookin like this :mad:

i heard the shit was sposed to go out friday. anyone else havent got yours yet?i want that $900
 
Jazzo

Jazzo

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You should have filed electronically... I received my 6 G's a week and 1/2 later after filing. It only takes about an hour to file online...
 
Gas One

Gas One

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i couldnt file my federal check online, or i would have

they only let me do my state online
but i didnt use uhhhh turbotax or none of that shit
im getting like 600 back

peace to having an accountant, i called him up like uhhh what about my federal?? lol i totally forgot that fool existed this year
 
R

R

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-TiM C- said:
i got my state and still haevnt got my fed. you can catch me lookin hella sad every day by my mail box when it doesnt come lookin like this :mad:

i heard the shit was sposed to go out friday. anyone else havent got yours yet?i want that $900
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see what you need to do is go down to the beach and get yourself some sand

put the sand into a sock then tie the open end of the sock

wait by the mail box for the postman to arrive and start hitting him with the sock full of sand

while you are doing this shout 'WHERE IS MY FED BITCH? WHERE IS MY FED BITCH?'

your fed will arrive in your mailbox the very next morning

hope this helps
 
Gas One

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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yeah im trying to wonder if i should do the adult thing and spend my check on rent, and live better, or do some nigga shit and spend it on vacation.

i really dont know....i deserve a vacation.

rent sounds cool but thats not as fun as buying hella weed and shrooms and lean and staying in motel 6 mobbing in my oldschool for a week.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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yeah save half sounds like the ticket

i might do that

300/300 sounds smooth down the middle

i honestly almost pulled some ricky williams ass i smoke too much weed to do my taxes because i was high as fuck type shit

i just woke up out of the end of my haze like o shiii free money let me buckle down and make some calls

lost my papers and all, i searched the entirehouse for them papers thinkin about free money..i could prolly invest half the 300 imma spend and double up in a day..
 
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