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Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
Jun 28, 2007
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Happy Valentine's Day, name a star after your girl today.

I've been thinking about making some bootleg star certificates, who the fuck is gonna know? Most bitches are too dumb to know anything about astronomy or care about it. I'm about to be giving away planet re-naming certificates too, have bitches thinking dude's renamed Uranus after them and shit...
lmao....ur all bad....but forreal....who is gonna know...lol...get some good paper, type up all this certification bullshit, put a seal on that bitch and frame it....instant name a star certificate...lol
 
Aug 3, 2006
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damn rent on the way? thats the worst

howd you lose the shit ?
i went in the store to buy sumthin (jamba juice) i know imma sqaure who drinks jamba juice blah blah blah...anyway i swear i put my wallet back in my pocket but as i was walkin back to my car i reach in my pocket and realized it was gone so i searched the lot a lil went back in and asked if theyd seen it and of course they said no im gonna go rob some people after work tho im literally broke as fuck right now i got like 80$
 
Aug 24, 2003
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fucking jamba juice is robbery in the first place, 12 dollars a drink and shit
that fukcin sucks, i lost my wallet one time shit was gay at least i got my ID and my little black book back
 
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i went in the store to buy sumthin (jamba juice) i know imma sqaure who drinks jamba juice blah blah blah...anyway i swear i put my wallet back in my pocket but as i was walkin back to my car i reach in my pocket and realized it was gone so i searched the lot a lil went back in and asked if theyd seen it and of course they said no im gonna go rob some people after work tho im literally broke as fuck right now i got like 80$
ROFL @ getting jacked by square ass white people at jomba juice!!!!!

hahahaahahaa
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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never that ill rob fagget ass white people like you thatguy until i get enough money as long as theres a gun theres a way
maybe it was karma...everything happens for a reason....not that im saying you deserved that shit cuz i hate losing money...i lose my mind over 5 dollars so i definitely would have slapped some random somebody over 5 bills
 
Nov 24, 2003
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Man no one cares about this fake ass bullshit holiday 'cept women

For real lol.

Here is Mr Nice Guy's Valentines day:

I sent out a mass text to any girl that I talk to/fuck on a semi-regular basis

"Happy Valentines Day from Mr Nice Guy
I hope u have something fun planned for tonight
I sure do (don't call me, I'll call u)"

:siccness:
 
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well maybe for you, but i believe in karma...everything is a lesson...and what goes around comes around
thiking things happen for a reason is bullshit karma is real for evey action theres a reaction all the times ive done wrong in my life it comes back on me within a month thats why i quit doing shady shit im sure in way way or another i deserved to lose this money