Halloween.

[CannibalCrow]

Remember elementary school plays? I don't know if schools do Halloween stuff anymore, since so many parents seem to think Halloween is evil or satanic.. But when I was in first grade we had a Halloween play and I was a pumpkin.

Basically, we had some little ghosts on stage, and some witches, and not too many kids had actual speakin' parts. I was really little in first grade, but I spoke very well. So I had a speaking role as a pumpkin.

" I'm a scary Jack O' Lantern!" was my line.

Well, I get out there on stage with the other little pumpkins and I freeze. My line is coming up. The music stops, I step forward and say,
" I'm a scary - BLAHHHHRRR" and I puked on the little ghost in front of me.
Absolute silence for 5 seconds. Then chaos broke loose. Kids cried. Parents stood up and yelled.

Until I moved to a different area after 5th grade they referred to me as Barfy.

Halloween time always reminds me of that day.

 

[mustynutz]

i just like injecting the red dye into the candies so when the kids eat them and there parent see the red ooze leaking from there mouth and have a heart attack...razor blades are too expensive now

Im passing out Newports this Halloween to the kids....and dryer sheets.

 

[Siccx Degree]

Back when I was in elementary they used to have a big ass fair type thing, sorta generic though as the biggest attaction was the Astro Jump Jumpy Jump thing, most of it was filled with home made shit like tossing a quarter into paper bags and certain bags had prizes or some shit. Best part about it was, I was a ninja all the way from Kindergarten to fifth grade, but fifth grade was different, I upgraded to a Mortal Kombat Sub Zero costume! I'm not sure myself though wether they still do the shit, what with all this political correctness shit, it'd be a damn shame if they didn't, that was one of the few things I liked about school, was the little shit like that...