haha myspace experiences
- Thread starter C.M.P CEO
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i wonder how that played out. (smokes weed.......)
techniq: (obviously nervous, waiting next to carls jr./green burrito on market)
"damn this bitch takin all day homie.....wtf....i gotta take a shit, too..."
Bart train: vvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzphhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzshhhhh
hhhhhhhpihsadidhsshpiashsidhapdspaihsadpihaspihsZZOPKAASJPAISJSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHAAAa
14 year old crossdresser: (ipod in ear, customized bike next to him, gas breaking on the bart seat) SCRAPIN ON MY SCRAPER BIKE/SCRAPIN ON MY SCRAPER BIKE MY SCRAPER BIKE GO HARD ION NEED NO CAR
Bart passengers: ...............................
-At this point, the market st. station approaches. the 14 year old crossdresser gets on his scraper bike (rainbow colored rims) and straight up rides up the bart stairs with no problem, fake wig flowing in the wind, a testiment to gay crossdresssing leg power!
14 year old crossdresser: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (does dips and wheelies in the open area showing off checkered vans, to techniqs suprise)
techniq: dammm baby doin it unnngh (waves hand up and down as if a lowrider was doing hydraulics)
-14 year old crossdresser then pulls up on bike, with customized back wheel pegs for him to stand on, with spinning vinyl records on the side of them
14 year old crossdresser: HOP ON CUHH
techniq: (starting to notice somethings not right, the makeups thick, adams apple....) baby i gotta dip in green burrito.......hold on real quick, cool?
14 year od crossdresser: BET NIGGA
(techniq then goes in the green burrito. he thinks..i cant escape! i gotta take a shit first. he buysa a small drink to get a coin to get into the bathroom, sits down and lets it all out)
the sound of a bike bieng settled against a wall is heard in the distance. techniq cramps up.
the door opens. the 14 year old crossdresser slowly walks toward, and used the urinal. techniq sees the same vans.........
(to be continued, nah you know what happens)
techniq: (obviously nervous, waiting next to carls jr./green burrito on market)
"damn this bitch takin all day homie.....wtf....i gotta take a shit, too..."
Bart train: vvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzphhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzshhhhh
hhhhhhhpihsadidhsshpiashsidhapdspaihsadpihaspihsZZOPKAASJPAISJSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHAAAa
14 year old crossdresser: (ipod in ear, customized bike next to him, gas breaking on the bart seat) SCRAPIN ON MY SCRAPER BIKE/SCRAPIN ON MY SCRAPER BIKE MY SCRAPER BIKE GO HARD ION NEED NO CAR
Bart passengers: ...............................
-At this point, the market st. station approaches. the 14 year old crossdresser gets on his scraper bike (rainbow colored rims) and straight up rides up the bart stairs with no problem, fake wig flowing in the wind, a testiment to gay crossdresssing leg power!
14 year old crossdresser: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (does dips and wheelies in the open area showing off checkered vans, to techniqs suprise)
techniq: dammm baby doin it unnngh (waves hand up and down as if a lowrider was doing hydraulics)
-14 year old crossdresser then pulls up on bike, with customized back wheel pegs for him to stand on, with spinning vinyl records on the side of them
14 year old crossdresser: HOP ON CUHH
techniq: (starting to notice somethings not right, the makeups thick, adams apple....) baby i gotta dip in green burrito.......hold on real quick, cool?
14 year od crossdresser: BET NIGGA
(techniq then goes in the green burrito. he thinks..i cant escape! i gotta take a shit first. he buysa a small drink to get a coin to get into the bathroom, sits down and lets it all out)
the sound of a bike bieng settled against a wall is heard in the distance. techniq cramps up.
the door opens. the 14 year old crossdresser slowly walks toward, and used the urinal. techniq sees the same vans.........
(to be continued, nah you know what happens)
Haha. Some 24 yr old chick from Puerto Rico messaged me this week saying she liked what she saw and said she wants to get to know me. I checked her profile to see if she's a porn bot and she was a real person with her friends and family commenting on her page. She looked chunky in her pictures though. I told her she's all the way in Puerto Rico and she said she can fly here or I can fly there lol! She said we're only a plane trip away from each other as if it's convenient lol! Damn I feel sorry for big girls sometimes.
Oh I was at the club on Saturday and I recognized a girl that hollered at me on myspace 6 months ago. She had to be weighing about 250 lbs at 5'4". She knew how to manipulate the camera angles on her profile lol. I think she recognized me cause we just starred at each other on the dance floor. Damn big girls need love lol.
Oh I was at the club on Saturday and I recognized a girl that hollered at me on myspace 6 months ago. She had to be weighing about 250 lbs at 5'4". She knew how to manipulate the camera angles on her profile lol. I think she recognized me cause we just starred at each other on the dance floor. Damn big girls need love lol.