haha helllp, i think i got a fatal attraction or sum shit lmfao

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Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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#43
be glad, there is alot mother fuckers who gotta pay for pussy. feel blessed!!! im a glass half full type of guy!!!
 

Gas One

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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
#44
man, similar to this story and ive told this story, i made a mistake of kissing this filipino chick at work in the elevator back in 99 or so....and she cockblocked me from every single girl who worked there (about 50 girls), would lock her till up and go outside if she saw me go outside for a smoke and straight up snuggle me, girls would roll they eyes at this shit or if i talked to them theyd be like "aint you with whats her name?"

"no"
"well thats what she says"

this all popped off from one kiss

one day i was walking into my office and theres a passcode to get in...well this bitch looked over my shoulder one day and got the passcode....and was in the room WAITING for me. theres 60,000 dollars worth of cash in this room, and 3 cameras.

when i get in the office, ALL MY BOSSES ARE IN THERE, with her. they kick her out, and then ask me how she got the passcode. i didnt give it to her.

story shorter, that ONE KISS almost got me fired.

so for real, like rocnron told you...man up and say somethin about it before she walks all over your ass like fred flinstone in his car on a dirt road

i say tell her your married and you made a mistake (woops you cant do that she knows where you live LOL) and pass her to your homie
 
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mrrocnron said:
Just man up and tell her how you feel and what you're going to do, or not do.

Tell her to quit waisting her breath or her text....hahwhahahahhaha
Mr Arson said:
be glad, there is alot mother fuckers who gotta pay for pussy.
both very real talk take note a these
 
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do what i did 1 time. pick the broad up n act like u gonna appologize n then flash on her. go crazy like u gonna try n open the door n push her out. then u mo crazy than her and there u have it. she'll want u to pull over n let her out. then u good