JIM JONES:
What's your story?
I had a relationship with Jim, it was based on sex though. The
relationship lasted for a good four months, until his baby's mom started gettin
all b!tchy with him because he wasnt spending time with the baby. He
was spending all his time and giving all his dick and money to me.
How did you meet?
Well I was visiting my cousin in Harlem for like 6 months and the first
day we got really bored just chilling in her house, so we left and
walked around. We came up to this store (I can't remember what the name was..) and we seen these three sexy ass guys posted up infront of the store. Of course my cousin and I being a couple of dymes, they spit some game at us. My cousin was all up under one of the dudes, I guess she knew him. Then Jim walked up to me and asked me if me and my cousin would chill with him and his boys. We said yes and then left with the guys to their house.
So what happened?
We got to the house, and we was all chilling, talking, laughing and
smoking blunts. Me being the freak I am, when I get high I turn horny. So
I was all up on Jim's dick, grinding, just all around not giving a fuuck
who all was in the room. After all the dry sex we got up and walked to
Jim's room and he threw my on the bed and he pulled his pants down, and thats when I saw THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN. I was horny and wet just looking at his dick. I told him to fuuck me now and we fuucked that whole night. I ended up staying the night at that house. When I woke up that morning I seen my cousin with her head layed across one of Jim's
friends laps. So I woke her ass up and we showered and then I gave Jim my telephone number and we bounced.
Were you dissapointed?HELL TO THE NO. That man has the biggest dick EVER. You see I said the
relationship lasted about four months!! The sex was AWESOME.
But wait, what happened after you guys had sex?
Well he had my number and as soon as I got in the house he called me.
We chilled more and more. The pus$y must have been good to him because he started spending money on me like I was wifey or something. I wasn't mad at it though.
What ended the relationship?
Lord, It was a bunch of drama with his babys mother. The b!tch was
basically hating on me because I had her babys father wrapped around my finger, and in my pus$y everynight. We ended up coming across each other in the streets and we fought like two grown ass men at that store I met Jim at. Oh and you best believe I kicked that b!tches ass.
RAZ-B:
What happened with you and Raz-b?
Well I met him at a club last year and he asked me to dance, and I'm a nice person so I said yes. I had no idea who he was until he showed me a picture of B2K.
So you weren't a B2K fan I assume?
Well I never really cared for them, but the one with the braids looked like a good bang.
Okay so did you actually have sex with Raz-b or what?
Yes, unfortunately. I thought it would be better than it was. He had a nice stomach at the time, but his dick looked like a pencil and he kept insisting on having sex to his song "B2K Is Hot."
Was this a one night stand?
Yes, I would never have sex with him again if my life depended on it. He was weird, made strange noises, I could have sworn he was mooing like a cow at one point, and it only lasted about 7 or 8 minutes. I didn't even orgasm.
What happened after that?
I told him I had to go and he asked me for my number so we could do this again sometime. I pretended I didn't hear him and walked out the room and never looked back.
USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fuucked him.
Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "fuucked" and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was fuucking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his dick is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you'd want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I'd fuuck Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher
again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
IRV GOTTI:
Where did you meet Irv?
I was at a Ja Rule concert a few years ago and i saw him outside. We started to talk and he said we should meet up at their hotel later.
What happened at the hotel?
See I was thinking that I would be hanging around with Ja and them but when i got to the hotel he was the only one there. He took me up to his room and he told me he would make me a star if i fuucked him.
So did you?
Well my dream is to be famous, so i figured why not, its free sex for stardom.
What was the sex like?
It sucked. He has this weird fetish of licking armpits. It creeped me out, but I let him do it.
Did you have sex with him more than once?
He told me if I wanted to be a star I had to fuuck him everynight, but the oly way for me to do this was to come on tour with him.
So you went?
I went for a couple weeks, but I got bored of him licking my armpits so I acted like I was sick and he sent me home saying we would finish another time.
What happened after that?
I gave him a fake number and address. I couldn't take anymore of him.
JUELZ SANTANA:
How did you meet him?
It was at at a Club in New York. I am originally from Los Angeles, it was my second night in town when I met him. I was sitting down having a drink and he approached me and introduced his self.
How did the question come up?
Well, we were dancing for awhile and after a few hours he whispered in my ear and said, "You down for something tonight?" and I wasn't going to back down on that offer, so I went back to his place.
How was it?
It was good. He's really wild in bed, and don't let the 'No homo' stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His dick is like a baseball bat, but it's thick too like a overgrown german sausage. He likes to pull hair alot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.
Were you dissapointed?
In what? In Juelz? Never. We ended up having a relationship after that night.
How long did that last?
About 4 Months, I get bored easily so it was time for me to move on to bigger and better things.
Do you guys still talk?
Not really, but if he's down to fuuck again he knows the number.
YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His dick was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn't a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his cd came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There's a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
SLIM THUG:
How did you meet Slim Thug?
Me and my girls decided to make an appearance at one of his house parties. A few hours after bein' there he came up to me and asked me if I was enjoyin' myself and things of that nature. And we just started talkin' he asked to go to another room 'cause it was too loud in there. So we bounced and talked some more and next thing you knew shit setted off.
How big is his dick?
It was as long as a fuuckin' telescope. It was huge I couldn't mount it with 1 hand. And he knew how to use it. Oh yes he did.
How was it?
He was like an untamed animal. Exactly...he was like a lion that hasn't been fed in a some months. It was amazing. He tore me up. I think I still walk with a limp and its been like a year since then.
Does he have any weird sexual tendencies?
Besides the fact that he didn't take his sunglasses off...nope.
So you would recommend him?
Oh yes. You haven't had some until you fuucked this cat.
LLOYD BANKS:
How did you meet?
I was invited by a friend of mine to come on the set of his video "On Fire", I attended everyday he was doing the video, and each day I noticed him looking my way. My friend who invited me is really good friends with David..well he's known as "Young Buck" but anyway, "Buck" approached me and invited me to an party they were going to be at, I was down of course so I went.
So what happened?
Me and Banks, chilled at the Party and he was straight up with me "Can I get some of that pus$y?" I like boldness in a nigga, so I was all for it. We went back to his hotel, and he demanded me to take off my clothes I did, and it was on. He can go all night, It was the best I ever had.
So you would recommend him?
Yea I would, he can really put it down. But there was one thing I didn't like right in the middle of us fuucking, and I was about to climax, this nigga said he wanted to take it out so I could suck his shit.
Did a relationship happen?
No, he was to busy with G-Unit, but we did stay fuuck buddies.
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What's your story?
I had a relationship with Jim, it was based on sex though. The
relationship lasted for a good four months, until his baby's mom started gettin
all b!tchy with him because he wasnt spending time with the baby. He
was spending all his time and giving all his dick and money to me.
How did you meet?
Well I was visiting my cousin in Harlem for like 6 months and the first
day we got really bored just chilling in her house, so we left and
walked around. We came up to this store (I can't remember what the name was..) and we seen these three sexy ass guys posted up infront of the store. Of course my cousin and I being a couple of dymes, they spit some game at us. My cousin was all up under one of the dudes, I guess she knew him. Then Jim walked up to me and asked me if me and my cousin would chill with him and his boys. We said yes and then left with the guys to their house.
So what happened?
We got to the house, and we was all chilling, talking, laughing and
smoking blunts. Me being the freak I am, when I get high I turn horny. So
I was all up on Jim's dick, grinding, just all around not giving a fuuck
who all was in the room. After all the dry sex we got up and walked to
Jim's room and he threw my on the bed and he pulled his pants down, and thats when I saw THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN. I was horny and wet just looking at his dick. I told him to fuuck me now and we fuucked that whole night. I ended up staying the night at that house. When I woke up that morning I seen my cousin with her head layed across one of Jim's
friends laps. So I woke her ass up and we showered and then I gave Jim my telephone number and we bounced.
Were you dissapointed?HELL TO THE NO. That man has the biggest dick EVER. You see I said the
relationship lasted about four months!! The sex was AWESOME.
But wait, what happened after you guys had sex?
Well he had my number and as soon as I got in the house he called me.
We chilled more and more. The pus$y must have been good to him because he started spending money on me like I was wifey or something. I wasn't mad at it though.
What ended the relationship?
Lord, It was a bunch of drama with his babys mother. The b!tch was
basically hating on me because I had her babys father wrapped around my finger, and in my pus$y everynight. We ended up coming across each other in the streets and we fought like two grown ass men at that store I met Jim at. Oh and you best believe I kicked that b!tches ass.
RAZ-B:
What happened with you and Raz-b?
Well I met him at a club last year and he asked me to dance, and I'm a nice person so I said yes. I had no idea who he was until he showed me a picture of B2K.
So you weren't a B2K fan I assume?
Well I never really cared for them, but the one with the braids looked like a good bang.
Okay so did you actually have sex with Raz-b or what?
Yes, unfortunately. I thought it would be better than it was. He had a nice stomach at the time, but his dick looked like a pencil and he kept insisting on having sex to his song "B2K Is Hot."
Was this a one night stand?
Yes, I would never have sex with him again if my life depended on it. He was weird, made strange noises, I could have sworn he was mooing like a cow at one point, and it only lasted about 7 or 8 minutes. I didn't even orgasm.
What happened after that?
I told him I had to go and he asked me for my number so we could do this again sometime. I pretended I didn't hear him and walked out the room and never looked back.
USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fuucked him.
Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "fuucked" and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was fuucking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his dick is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you'd want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I'd fuuck Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher
again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
IRV GOTTI:
Where did you meet Irv?
I was at a Ja Rule concert a few years ago and i saw him outside. We started to talk and he said we should meet up at their hotel later.
What happened at the hotel?
See I was thinking that I would be hanging around with Ja and them but when i got to the hotel he was the only one there. He took me up to his room and he told me he would make me a star if i fuucked him.
So did you?
Well my dream is to be famous, so i figured why not, its free sex for stardom.
What was the sex like?
It sucked. He has this weird fetish of licking armpits. It creeped me out, but I let him do it.
Did you have sex with him more than once?
He told me if I wanted to be a star I had to fuuck him everynight, but the oly way for me to do this was to come on tour with him.
So you went?
I went for a couple weeks, but I got bored of him licking my armpits so I acted like I was sick and he sent me home saying we would finish another time.
What happened after that?
I gave him a fake number and address. I couldn't take anymore of him.
JUELZ SANTANA:
How did you meet him?
It was at at a Club in New York. I am originally from Los Angeles, it was my second night in town when I met him. I was sitting down having a drink and he approached me and introduced his self.
How did the question come up?
Well, we were dancing for awhile and after a few hours he whispered in my ear and said, "You down for something tonight?" and I wasn't going to back down on that offer, so I went back to his place.
How was it?
It was good. He's really wild in bed, and don't let the 'No homo' stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His dick is like a baseball bat, but it's thick too like a overgrown german sausage. He likes to pull hair alot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.
Were you dissapointed?
In what? In Juelz? Never. We ended up having a relationship after that night.
How long did that last?
About 4 Months, I get bored easily so it was time for me to move on to bigger and better things.
Do you guys still talk?
Not really, but if he's down to fuuck again he knows the number.
YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His dick was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn't a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his cd came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There's a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
SLIM THUG:
How did you meet Slim Thug?
Me and my girls decided to make an appearance at one of his house parties. A few hours after bein' there he came up to me and asked me if I was enjoyin' myself and things of that nature. And we just started talkin' he asked to go to another room 'cause it was too loud in there. So we bounced and talked some more and next thing you knew shit setted off.
How big is his dick?
It was as long as a fuuckin' telescope. It was huge I couldn't mount it with 1 hand. And he knew how to use it. Oh yes he did.
How was it?
He was like an untamed animal. Exactly...he was like a lion that hasn't been fed in a some months. It was amazing. He tore me up. I think I still walk with a limp and its been like a year since then.
Does he have any weird sexual tendencies?
Besides the fact that he didn't take his sunglasses off...nope.
So you would recommend him?
Oh yes. You haven't had some until you fuucked this cat.
LLOYD BANKS:
How did you meet?
I was invited by a friend of mine to come on the set of his video "On Fire", I attended everyday he was doing the video, and each day I noticed him looking my way. My friend who invited me is really good friends with David..well he's known as "Young Buck" but anyway, "Buck" approached me and invited me to an party they were going to be at, I was down of course so I went.
So what happened?
Me and Banks, chilled at the Party and he was straight up with me "Can I get some of that pus$y?" I like boldness in a nigga, so I was all for it. We went back to his hotel, and he demanded me to take off my clothes I did, and it was on. He can go all night, It was the best I ever had.
So you would recommend him?
Yea I would, he can really put it down. But there was one thing I didn't like right in the middle of us fuucking, and I was about to climax, this nigga said he wanted to take it out so I could suck his shit.
Did a relationship happen?
No, he was to busy with G-Unit, but we did stay fuuck buddies.
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