Ground Breaking Custody Battle........

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Mar 15, 2003
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Just seen this one on the myspace bulletins

BREAKING NEWS FROM OAKLAND

OAKLAND , (CA)-- Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.The Head coach immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown
to Raider players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again
 
May 17, 2002
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thascary1 said:
Oakland, CA (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to
his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring
that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented
step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oakland Raiders, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone
WAS THIS POST BEFORE WE ALMOST BEAT THE BRONCOS?I WOULDNT BE PROUD TO MAKE FUN OF A TEAM THAT ALMOST BEAT THE BRONCOS IF IT WASNT FOR SHANNAHANS BITCH ASS TIMEOUT.
 
May 17, 2002
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thascary1 said:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This fools talking about ALMOST beat!


bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I BET U IF WE WOULDVE WON U WOULD STILL TALK SHIT.BEFORE WE PLAYED THE BRONCOS EVERYONE SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A BLOWOUT.SHIT GIVE US A LITTLE CREDIT WE HAD U BRONCO FANS BITING YOUR NAILS AT THE END OF THE GAME.WELL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN OAKLAND.
 
Jun 1, 2002
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thascary1 said:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This fools talking about ALMOST beat!


bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LIKE I SAID SCARY: WE'LL YOU SEE YOU GUYS IN OAKLAND LATER THIS SEASON.

IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR YOUR SQUAD THAT DAY!