Why don't you clarify it for us then, which of the assumptions are incorrect?
........................................You................... Him
Current ages.......................23.....................38
.........................................- .......................-
Time youve been dating........12.....................12
.........................................=........................=
Equals.................................11....................26
So you are.........................child...............pedophile
As it stands, you are a loud-mouthed-small-minded-annoying-ass child, and your husband is a pedophile.
I'm almost 30 for the record dumbass. My titties sure have your interest. You all over em' you have this picture saved to your computer already don't you. You wish you could have been in that picture don't you. LMAO!!!!!